Comedy Knockout

Jay Oakerson reveals why Annie Lederman needs a mouth guard in museums, Kurt Metzger roasts Jay on his family goals, and Annie has some explaining to do after getting caught with her pants down...literally.

Megan Neuringer accuses Andy Kindler of being stuck in a coma, Noah Gardenswartz needs help filling his banana hammock, and Andy makes cracks about childhood obesity.

Annie Lederman and Leonard Ouzts rip into each other super hard from the start, Megan Neuringer pops her shirt open in Bio-Hazard, and Leonard gets weirdly presidential.

"Who's with me?" becomes Dave Hill's official catch phrase, Dulce Sloan wants 20% of Dave's "D," and Andy Kindler gets roasted so hard he threatens to sue.

Jessimae Peluso makes it rain for a clown, Tone Bell wants the whole world to smell his fingers, and Michelle Buteau poses as an emotionally dead stripper.

Returning champs Jay Oakerson and Yamaneika Saunders fly out of the gate in this one. Jay reveals what Yamaneika likes eating with a biscuit, and then she gets super dark about Luis J. Gomez's father - but Luis gives it back later!

Dulce Sloan talks about sex with half a dude, Jessimae Peluso does a dubious Stephen Hawking impression, and Julian McCullough sets feminism back thirty years!

Lynne Koplitz reveals just how far she'll go for mozzarella sticks, Tone Bell has sound advice for the bi-curious, and Matt Kirshen does some serious trash talking about Damien's Day Off!

Noah Gardenswartz tells us What Not To Say at a Klan rally, Amanda Seales roasts Noah hard on cultural appropriation, and Mike Vecchione knows exactly what percentage of Americans pee in two directions.

Phoebe Robinson and Nore Davis renew a long-standing rivalry, Nore reveals white women's love for Chipotle, and Dave Hill votes for orgasms at work all day long.

Sal Vulcano hopes that Yamaneika Saunders will be crushing on him by the end of the show, Yamaneika confesses her love for clowns, and Mark Normand delivers a killer blow involving test tubes, weaves, and Hennessy.

Matteo Lane does a startlingly accurate Mariah Carey impersonation, Josh Wolf has an endless list of suggestions for Matteo's dream job, and Jade Catta-Preta gets very OCD about her butt plugs.

Theo Von spots an old friend on the big screen, Sarah Tiana explains what she normally does when sandwiched between two guys, and Monroe Martin knows exactly what NOT to do when asking for directions.

Sean Patton brings a matching shirt fan club to the show, Lynne Koplitz knows exactly what prevents happiness, and Mo Mandel reveals he has a serious seafood issue.

Josh Wolf reveals what he calls an orgasm, Kevin McCaffrey knows why white women love mimosas, and Sarah Tiana tells Damien when it's ok to have a weiner in his mouth.