Beautiful People

Simon unearths a terrible secret about his parents' marriage.

Simon visits the 1998 Eurovision Song Contest and a meets with Dana International.

Ground Force is at its height and Simon feels a desperate need for a water feature.

Simon Doonan now works in a big London store and remembers his first foreign holiday.

Aunty Hayley set's herself up as a telephone astrologer with one rather obsessive client.

Simon's plagued by bullies and decides to leave home to be with The Beautiful People.