Top 20

Think this is dumb? Think this is dumber? Then brace yourself, cuz we're counting down the dumbest – DUMB DUDES! There's a Marine who goes AWOL, a street skating moron, and a peabrain who takes it on the chin! But who's dumb enough to score NUMBER ONE? Find out next on TOP 20 – DUMB DUDES!

Tonight on TOP 20! Uncork that moonshine! The rednecks are gettin' fired up! It's time to count down the wildest BACKWOODS BONEHEADS! Which of these yahoos has a shot at NUMBER ONE? The skeet-shootin' goobers? How about the barnyard boater or his hillbilly cousin with the remote-controlled shock collar?

Up next: jealous rage, twisted passion! What the f--- are you doing? We're counting down the most ludicrous LOSERS IN LOVE! Which will be NUMBER ONE? A girlfriend's gag that goes bad? The vacationing couple that gets in too deep? Or the wuss who can't hack his wife's waxing! Love is in the air but who will come out on top? Find out next on TOP 20 LOSERS IN LOVE!

Tonight on TOP 20! Some days are bad others are straight-up terrifying but we're counting down the very WORST DAYS ON THE JOB! Who will claim top honors? The reporter who scores an explosive scoop? Or the crane operator who drops the ball? How about the carnie who gets clocked?

Tonight on TOP 20! From blitzed rednecks to stoned-cold idiots! We're counting down the most outrageous BOOZERS AND LOSERS! Which will be NUMBER ONE? This liquored-up lady? A hammered wrestler who sleeps it off? Or a loaded leprechaun with the spins!

Tonight on TOP 20! They're hungry for excitement and pigging-out on pain! We're counting down the largest, most titanic BIGGEST LOSERS! Who's got the guts to be NUMBER ONE? The super-sized skater on a roll? The chub-tastic train that gets derailed? Or what about this fast-food fanatic?

It's Halloween, where monsters lurk in the dark, and the undead aren't the only thing rising! These jack-o-asses are so outrageous it's scary! So trick or treat. But which blood-curdling blowout will be NUMBER ONE? The bumpkin pumpkin thumpin'? Or the steamy zombie apocalypse?

Watch out, tempers are boiling over! We're counting down the most furious HOTHEADS FROM HELL! We've got jilted girlfriends, pissed off parkers, and the wildest party bouncers you've ever seen! Who's got what it takes to be NUMBER ONE? Find out next on TOP 20 – HOTHEADS FROM HELL!