Father Ted

Ted, Dougal and Jack go on an all-expenses-spared holiday to Kilkelly Caravan Park. They meet a young couple and are soon in trouble with the police. Entertainment comes in the shape of St. Kevin's Stump and the Magic Road. Father Jack goes missing. Father Noel Furlong and his youth group turn up to put the final nail in the coffin of the holiday.

The roof of the parochial house is leaking and Ted decides to start a raffle to raise funds for repairs. The prize? A brand new car! Unfortunately, an accident with a cyclist puts a dent in the vehicle. They borrow a similar car, but the priests must win the raffle in order to return it.

The Holy Stone of Clonrichert is about to be upgraded to a second-class relic. Unfortunately, this leads to three bishops visting the island, and Father Jack must be housetrained quickly.

Ted goes on a picnic, Mr. Benson's whistle is stolen and Dougal learns an important lesson about true friendship.

Father Ted and Dougal enter "A Song for Europe" with the song "My Lovely Horse."

Bishop Brennan, who suffers from leprophobia, pays a visit to investigate reports of Father Jack sleepwalking naked. Unfortunately, Dougal has overrun the house with rabbits, and a "Terry and June"-style farce ensues as Ted and Dougal attempt to keep Father Jack in bed - and the ever-multiplying rabbits away from the bishop.

Ted is asked to host the "Lovely Girls" competition while Dougal is left in charge of the house. Father Jack is mistaken for Bob Geldof and Dougal manages to give the house away to a feminist rock star. Ted must get the house back, but how will this affect his dinner plans with the winner of the "Lovely Girls" competition?

Ted and company enter a give-things-up-for-Lent contest and soon discover that abstinence is easier preached than done. Father Jack sobers up for the first time in years, but Dougal and Ted find their resolve wavering.

After discovering Father Jack is suffering yet again from "hairy hand syndrome," Ted is delighted to send Jack to St. Clabbert's Old Folks Home. Unfortunately, Jack's replacement happens to be one of the nastiest priests ever: Father Fintan Stack.

Ted and company wind up being crammed in a plane along with every other priest who has appeared in their lives after a visit to the Shrine of Kinlettle. Boneheaded Dougal manages to empty the fuel tanks on the plane.

Ted, Dougal and a host of other misfit priests become lost in Europe's largest lingerie department, and an ecclesiastical scandal seems inevitable.