So That Happened

Mike heads to depths of the ocean, exploring a startling and graphic new discovery regarding the sexual mating habits of flatworms. Next, he relays a story concerning a Walmart in Kentucky, where a naked man decided that it was a great idea to pour milk on his head and scream that he was on fire. In Wisconsin, a portrait of the Pope is receiving backlash from the church.

In Orangetown, New York, a rabid, feral, psycho killer cat has been attacking and terrorizing the local residents. Then we head to Edmond, Oklahoma, where a hypersensitive uptight mom is downright ticked-off by the presence of a Zombie float in this year's Liberty Fest Fourth of July Parade. Lastly, we check out a weird viral PSA campaign urging citizens to not lock their dogs in hot cars.

The world stood still when Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie strolled into a Subway restaurant and ordered food to go, like normal people. PornHub's newest toy, the twerking butt, has hit the market. That's right. It's a replica human butt. That twerks. For you to have sex with. We head to Philadelphia, where one dad is furious that a very naughty action figure is for sale in his local Target.

In Portland, an underemployed millennial has been littering the city with dildos tied together like nunchucks. The local Satanic Temple in Detroit unveiled a 9-foot, one ton, goat-headed demon beast statue that's surrounded by two smiling children. A young woman from NYC has plans to create spray-on condoms. Take a look at a live FBI press conference surrounding the Ashley Madison hack.

We head to Japan, where an exhibit about the human body is actually a playground that includes a giant butthole slide. In Florida, an elderly man awoke in a nursing home to find a live snake in his pants. Lastly, we head to small town in North Carolina where a maintenance man's boss took a photo of his backside while he was working, then passed it around the office for everyone to laugh.

Mike discusses frat brothers' misjudged attempt at welcoming freshmen girls to campus by making crude and agressive jokes about them on banners. A Mexican customer is called a racial slur at Mexican-owned Mexican restaurant, and a kid in a Grim Reaper costume wields raw meat in North Carolina.