You Can't Do That On Television

Christine demonstrates workmanship by shoveling dirt onto a wheelbarrow on the set.

The topic of transportation inspires conversations about cars, buses and airplane luggage while it grants Ross a special power by which to bother Christine.

Christine decides to go on strike.

The show finds Christine keeping vigilance by the studio phone in hopes that Nigel, her supposed boyfriend, will call.

For the show topic of fitness, Christine rides her exercise bike while Ross tries ways to get a family allowance check.

With safety in mind, Christine advises viewers to be careful and mindful of many hazardous objects and situations (with redundant emphasis placed on wearing white at night).

With equality at issue, Brodie, Rodney and Lisa demand Christine share her hosting duties with them. Her easy agreement sounds like sweet victory till pies, normally destined for Christine, start flying their way.

The subject of personal cleanliness inspires Christine to host the show while soaking luxuriously in her own bubble-filled bathtub.

The subject of smoking has the kids mostly ridiculing it for its foul smell and threat to health while trying to get some adults to quit.

The theme is juvenile crime and punishment with the set suffering a long, slow disappearance of equipment, personal apparel and, eventually, personnel.

Self-splatting pie addicts abound to comically lampoon the foolishness of drug addiction.

The show supports the position that healthy foods are good to eat as well as wear while junk foods are good for raising pimple farms.

For a show on Peer Pressure, two Peers from England's House of Lords come to belly-bump Christine while Kevin Schenk feels the pressure after he and Rodney drop a pier on his foot.

The show explores those things which enhance a person's physical appeal, such as makeup, deodorant, breath spray, beauty cream, perfumes and aftershave, and the like.