MADtv

"The Kenny and James Cooking Show"; with Jane Krakowski; "Rocket Revengers"; "The Survivor"; "Siegfried and Roy: Glitter on the Streets."

Stuart is caught stealing baby blue bathing trunks in "Stuart Gets Lost"; a secretary accepts a date with "The UBS Guy."

Home-run kings try to break slow-dancing record; edge "Donnie and Marie"; "Scream" parody; "Spy vs. Spy"; "South Parknuts."

"Oh, Hercules" features Kevin Sorbo promoting his new show; talk show hosts try to quell their guest on "Talkin' American: Monica.".

"KISS My Parents"; "MAD-O-Ween"; with KISS; Robert Englund.

In a spoof of "Felicity," a love-crazed stalker named Intensity follows her high-school crush to New York.

"Rusty: College Bowl"; "Antonia: Switched at Birth"; "Terms of Imprisonment"; "Blades"; Clinton Presidency Collector Plates.

The bird gets stuffed in "Kenny Rogers and James Brown Thanksgiving"; "Stuart Thanksgiving" features a visit to father.

"Ellen and Anne Open"; "Yule Blazers"; "Paul Timberman's Christmas Workshop"; "I Know What You Did Last Christmas"; "A Vancome Carol.".

Bathroom performances in "Shaunda -- Ladies Room"; "Head of the Family" features an insatiable man; cult-connected automobile in "Saturnology.".

A self-obsessed Celine Dion honors Martin Luther King in "Celine Dion's MLK Day"; "Swan ATM"; "Lowered Expectations -- Bunifa.".

Sketches include "Vancome Vender"; "Gap Troll"; "Antonia Referee." With Phil LaMarr, Debra Wilson, Aries Spears, Will Sasso, Pat Kilbane, Alex Borstein, Andrew Bowen and Mo Collins.

"Vancome Vender"; "Riverboy"; and "Snowflake in the House"; Guest host: Bret "Hitman" Hart. Cast members include Phil LaMarr, Debra Wilson, Aries Spears, Will Sasso, Pat Kilbane, Alex Borstein, Andrew Bowen and Mo Collins.

Robin Williams stars in "Patch Kevorkian"; "Swan at the Movies"; a behind-the-scenes look at the new Tom Hanks-Meg Ryan movie "Blameless in Boulder.".

George and Weezie move into Monticello during a tour of Thomas Jefferson's house in "The Jeffersons '99.".

"Vancome Video"; "Arm Wrestling Grudge Match"; "Paul Timberman's Reunion." Guest host: Bret "Hitman" Hart.

"The UBS Guy"; "Snapshot Stories"; "Do You Believe in Cher"; "Nako Khan"; "Cagney and Lacey Reunion Movie"; "Humbert and Roy.".

"Arafat Party Trick"; "The Hustler"; "Rusty Does a Commercial"; "Catwoman Gets Cable"; "Happy Folger Wedding."

"My Gay Dad"; "Fired Up"; "Coffee Guy: Starstrucks"; "Clops." With Phil LaMarr, Debra Wilson, Aries Spears, Will Sasso, Pat Kilbane, Alex Borstein, Andrew Bowen and Mo Collins.

Host: Jerry Springer. Cast members include Phil LaMarr, Debra Wilson, Aries Spears, Will Sasso, Pat Kilbane, Alex Borstein, Andrew Bowen and Mo Collins.

In "Swan Noir," Miss Swan engages the services of a private detective; George and Weezie move to Monticello in "Jefferson '99.".

Celine Dion shows her wild side; Vancome Lady offends all; Kenny G. appears on a late-night show; Virginia Slims Aerobic Dance Competition Finals.