1000 Ways To Die

A college kid gets a fatal colonic; a jokester laughs himself to death. A Japanese man bows out; a death row inmate has a delayed reaction – to his own death. A hot dog thief chokes on his wiener.

An overeater goes belly up; a body builder juices and loses. A young couple text themselves – to death; a golfer has a ‘rough’ round. A car thief gets left hanging and a drunk clown pops his own balloon.

The decision by a couple of Ozzie Osborne fans to snort fire ants ends poorly. July 4th reveler does more drinking than thinking - a homemade firecracker takes his head off.

A narcoleptic factory worker falls asleep in the worst place possible – a giant industrial oven. Bank robbing biker goes down in flames after drinking gasoline to get a buzz.

A paranoid survivalist has a run in with a snake. Guess who loses? Shoplifter jumps in a dumpster and winds up getting trashed. A cute girl catches a big one – down her throat. It’s a fish tale that’s hard to swallow!

A farm hand plows the farmer's daughter and winds up dung for.

An angry man accidentally takes a bath - in acid.

30 year old virgin has a deadly reaction to being stuffed into rubber suit by a bewitching dominatrix.

Sex-crazed beauty works out a fantasy with some fresh-produce. Attorney jumps out of the conference room window on the 40th floor! Young couple has their last "quickie" in a helium-filled deathtrap.

Mushroom-infused trip leads a guy into a fetish orgy and some grizzly realizations.  Dozing beauty asks if that fire-breathing midget on her chest is real or a bad dream.  Peeping Tom gets an eye-full as the gorgeous beauty tries to cool off on a hot summer night.

A dim-witted meat packer gets his boss' granddaughter pregnant and then meets his fate in a mysteriously locked freezer.  Three buddies find out - the hard way - you're not supposed to scuba dive and fly the dame day.  Man in homemade merman suit tries to swim with the fishes and winds up sleeping with them instead.

A young woman's new sex life is cut short by an ungrounded light pole.  A beer drinking gun enthusiast is no match for an angry rattlesnake.  A bug collector is smitten then bitten by his black widow spider.