A.P. Bio

With no archrival to combat, Jack sets his sights on a new mission: write the most brilliant philosophy book ever and get out of Toledo for good.

Jack is offended when he discovers a local church received a sizable bequest from his dead mother and used it to by a Virgin Mary statue.

In the hectic thirty minutes that start every day at Whitlock, Jack tries to retrieve his massage chair from Whitlock's intriguing payroll accountant.

Jack is aghast to learn he didn't make the Top 10 in Toledo's Top 100 bachelors, and Durbin did.

Jack uses Michelle's annual murder mystery party to impress Lynette.

Jack's war with his neighbor reaches a turning point when it threatens to ruin a date with Lynette.

Jack is outraged when his old high school bully is hired as a motivational speaker at Whitlock.

When budget cuts threaten to gut Whitlock and put his job in jeopardy, Jack recruits Mary, Stef, and Michelle to take down the Superintendent.