RiffTrax Shorts

Will Tommy rot in Safety Island for all eternity? Or will the demons take one listen to the shrill strangling noise that passes for Tommy's voice and decide that Safety Island would be an altogether more pleasant place if he wasn't there? Consider Kevin, Mike and Bill your stern but caring crossing guards to guide you through the strange and thrilling conclusion of The Case of Tommy Tucker!

No, Women in Blue does not tell the tale of Kirk Gibson, Orel Hershiser and the rest of the Dodgers squad that shocked the nation and cost our mailroom guy thousands of dollars in "sure thing" bets. It is instead a peek behind the scenes at the "WAVES", an all female division of the Navy during World War II.

If you think you can get through this without being very, very disturbed by a clown, then you need to seriously reset your expectations vis-a-vis being very, very disturbed by a clown. Mike, Kevin and Bill don their shiniest top hats and their most resplendent red cutaway jackets and say, "Oh, we're riffing A Circus Wakes Up today? What an amazing coincidence."

American Thrift is a touching tribute to the "Woman American", brought to you by Chevrolet. Just who is the Woman American you ask? Why, she is the one that those who sell and manufacture what is sold know is the one who decides what we come to buy of what is sold and manufactured. Mike, Kevin and Bill are joined by the definitive example of the Woman American herself - Veronica Belmont.

Call It Free brings all your grease monkey fantasies to life. Mike, Kevin and Bill, though no strangers to the exciting world of automobile maintenance, still have trouble figuring out just what on earth the title Call It Free is supposed to mean.

Yes, Christmas Rhapsody, the latest entry in the Rhapsody series, comes fresh on the heels of Thanksgiving Rhapsody and Cyber Monday Rhapsody. And though Webster's defines Rhapsody as "A highly emotional utterance or literary work", most of us know that the true meaning of Rhapsody is a depressed sentient Christmas tree, bemoaning its own "No Account" status in the world.

Does Santa really "need" Rudolph as much as his plea suggests? Tune in to find out the sordid answer.

One Christmas Eve, a naive young girl discards a toy she is no longer interested in upon seeing her new, less-horrible toys. While the girl slumbers peacefully, St. Nick enters her dreams to give the monstrous doll life. It proceeds to torment her with its special brand of high-pitched Christmas horror. Join Mike, Kevin, and Bill as they dance the mad carnival dance our dark lord Santa demands!