Are We There Yet?

When Nick messes up Suzanne's plans for spring break, he turns the house into a makeshift resort, and promises to give the family the best vacation ever.

Nick refuses to give Lindsey money for a concert, so Lindsey resorts to stealing sixty dollars from Gigi's purse; when Gigi discovers the missing money, she blames Kevin for the theft.

After Kevin watches the horror film "The Sixth Sense," he starts having nightmares that disrupt Nick and Suzanne's sleep.

When the family oversleeps on the morning Lindsey is set to sing the National Anthem at a baseball game, it is all hands on deck just to make it to out of the house on time.

Nick and Suzanne go head to head in the kitchen when Nick says cooking is easy and Suzanne challenges him to a family cooking competition.

Suzanne is upset when Marilyn gives her an ugly bracelet as a present, but things get even uglier when Nick sees it and realizes he bought it for Marilyn and that she's re-gifted.

When Suzanne's stubborn need to argue her point gets her arrested, she starts to change her ways, but not necessarily for the better.

Kevin is torn between running a clean campaign for class president and being negative about his opponent.

The family decides to go green, but it is much harder than they thought and they realize sometimes you have to choose between saving the planet and saving your family.

Nick is disappointed when Frank crashes his Father's Day trip; when an elevator stops, the men are forced to have a meaningful heart-to-heart.

Lindsey learns about stealing at the workplace when she lands her first job and gives out free food.

Nick becomes a more influential parent, so he pushes Kevin and Lindsey hard, and they become model children.

After balking at the high price of a purse Suzanne loves, Nick thinks again and tries to buy it as a gift, but Suzanne has already secretly bought the last purse for herself.

While hosting an awards ceremony, Nick gets laughs by making Suzanne the butt of his jokes, but finds he cannot stand the heat when Suzanne turns the tables and starts making fun of him in public.

When Nick points out that Suzanne has issues letting go of controlling everything, Suzanne lets everything go; the family realizes they need Suzanne's controlling ways to run a successful household.

The entire family plays pranks on one another, to the chagrin of Suzanne; when the family ignores Nick's choking because they think it's another prank, Nick has a near-death experience and embraces his Zen side.

When the family's morning routine devolves into fighting, Gigi suggests that they try an old sorority exercise called the Lemon Squeeze in order to turn their problems around.

When Suzanne's Mother comes to visit, she attacks Nick for being an inadequate husband, while hiding her true feelings of her own husband's inadequacy, until Suzanne and Terrence press her.

When a new woman gets hired at the station, Nick's career is threatened; Suzanne takes matters into her own hands to save her husband's job.

When Marilyn brings a dangerous flu back from a trip to Mexico, the family must stay inside their house under quarantine.

Suzanne is furious when Nick invites Martin and not her to a baseball game; Kevin and Lindsey try to win tickets to Rihanna's Los Angeles concert.

Lindsey auditions to dance in a P-Nut music video, but considers quitting when she discovers that the choreographer is a drill sergeant and the other dancers are far more experienced.

Nick confuses Kevin's classmates when he implies that networking is more important than studying and getting good grades.

When the house sitters next door begin acting irresponsibly, Nick and Suzanne question if they are being played for fools.