Road Hockey Rumble

Stranded in Newfoundland since season one, Mark and Calum hit the road to trek west after accepting a network bribe - long story. Their first stop is Corner Brook, NFLD.

With sticks in hand, the boys head to Tatamagouche, Nova Scotia. Famed as the birthplace of the late Anna Swan, the Giantess of the Maritimes, Tatamagouche is a seemingly docile hamlet - oddly shrouded in a veil of height discrimination!

Making their way through the Maritimes, the boys motor to Prince Edward Island - the land of the last living pterodactyl! In the capital city of Charlottetown, Mark and Calum venture on an ice-cream factory tour and come up with a new Earth shaking road hockey rivalry ...

Situated smack dab on the Canada/U.S. border - St. Stephen, New Brunswick is all smiles when it comes to its Yankee neighbours across the river in Calais, Maine.

The RHR motorhome heads to Quebec City - one of the most contentious hot spots in Canadian history. It was the English triumph over the French in the 1759 Battle of the Plains of Abraham that lead to the British rule of New France.

Calum and Mark head to the heart of Canada's wine country - Niagara-on-the-Lake, ON. From wineries to comprehensive grape research, everyone in town is ripe with the love of vino - everyone but the handful of brewmasters that work in the town's only brewery.

The prairie-bound boys head to Calum's favorite city in the whole world - and Mark's least favorite - Winnipeg, Manitoba - home of the Blue Bombers! It is here where we hold our first inter-university road hockey blood bath.

When the motorhome breaks down in Winnipeg, NHLer guest star Jordan Tootoo entices Mark and Calum to face-off in his home town of Rankin Inlet, Nunavut. In their first trek to the territories, the boys feast on the most ferocious rivalry this side of the rocky tundra.

Back on the prairies, the motorhome is up and running. The boys hop on the #1 highway for Moose Jaw, SK. Famous for its underground tunnels, utilized by Al Capone in the days of U.S. prohibition, Moose Jaw has grown into a town with a penchant for a new kind of bootlegging - media pirating.

In Alberta, there are only two types of hockey buffs - Edmonton Oilers supporters or Calgary Flames fans. In fact, the contingents have despised each other for twenty-seven years. In no other Albertan city is this dichotomy more evident than in Red Deer, situated equidistant from Edmonton and Calgary.

Through the Northwest Territories, Calum and Mark hustle to reach the capital, Yellowknife. The diamond capital of North America and bearer of 11 official languages, Yellowknife is wealthy both economically and culturally.

Eleven towns down, two more to go. Mark and Calum trek up to the famed gold prospecting destination - Dawson City, Yukon. A thriving summer tourist attraction, 60,000 visitors flock to Dawson City each year. Those who leave before winter are labeled 'Cheechakos.' Those who stay to brave the sub-zero elements are known as 'Sourdoughs.'

To cap off another season, the boys head to Mark's home town of Maple Ridge, BC for their grandiose finale. Sandwiched between the sparkling Fraser River and the majestic Golden Ears Mountains, Maple Ridge is a cozy town that harbours two types of people - Mark Lovers and Mark Haters!