Crank Yankers

Lil Jon calls a classical harpist to join his pimped out tour in the season premiere of the crank calling series; features Lil Jon, Andy Milonakis, Sarah Silverman & Jimmy Kimmel.

Steve-O wants to set a world record in skydiving, and Mark Thomas reports a computer virus.

Chamillionaire is threatened with legal action by the lawyer of "Chabillionaire," and Maverick complains about the outcome of a fish fight.

Dr. Premise looks for an assistant to help him with scientific experiments, and Hadassah tries to find something to do in Arlington.

Two drunk Irish guys interview a potential assistant. Lil Jon calls a daycare for Special Ed.

Terrence calls a Catholic Church on behalf of Paris Hilton, and Wayne McClammy has a lengthy request for a tattoo parlor.

Taylor from "The Real World" calls up a medieval theme restaurant, and Sav Macaulay hosts a game show over the phone.

Nick Cannon tries to sell a car that someone might have been murdered in, and Birchum tries to enroll his conjoined daughters in a gymnastics class.