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George Turner’s plan to kick-start his family back into life by moving them across the Tasman to the town of Weld, New Zealand, does not get off to an ideal start. TV-PG

It is fight or flee time for the Turner family as faulty plumbing and poorly chosen words sees the town of Weld rise up against their new Australian imports. TV-PG

When George goes on the offensive, tracking down the source of a scurrilous rumor about him, what he learns changes everything between him and the women of Weld. TV-PG-V

As he comes to grips with his status as the new ladies’ man about town George is dragged into a celebration (or not) of Weld’s x-rated history. TV-PG-DS

When the earth moves under George’s feet, the opportunity for him to slay a demon from his past presents itself – and leads to the issuing of a very rash challenge. TV-PG-DS

George throws himself into solving the mystery of Sir Frederick Weld’s missing head – when he should be solving a whole other mystery, one much closer to home. Viewer Discretion is Advised. TV-14

George struggles with the realization that while he was looking the other way, another whole world was going on – a world he is not qualified to deal with. TV-PG-D

George Turner brought his family to the town of Weld, New Zealand, in search of a new life. That life is now in ruins. So where to now, George? Viewer Discretion is Advised. TV-14