Little Britain

Matt Lucas and David Walliams begin their tour of Little Britain in the town of Darkly Noon where Vicky Pollard is in trouble with her teacher. Theatrical agent Jeremy Rant is having trouble finding work for teeny weeny Dennis Waterman, and Andy demonstrates extraordinary abilities for a wheelchair-bound person when Lou takes him to the local swimming pool.

Daffyd is astounded to discover that someone else has bought his copy of Gay Times, and Andy insists on wearing his Smurf outfit to a Chinese restaurant. Vicky Pollard is accused of pushing a little girl into the swimming pool, and Starsky and Hutch star David Soul makes a guest appearance.

Prime Minister Michael is reeling from a disastrous by-election, while an obviously underage Vicky is trying to order drinks in a pub. Stage hypnotist Kenny Craig uses his powers to win at Scrabble while visiting his mother in hospital, and Lou and Andy visit the seaside.

Daffyd is in denial at the hairdressers and Vicky Pollard's incomprehensible mutterings make no sense to the court judge. Down at DIY Universe Des Kaye is still behaving as if he is on television, and Royal reporter Peter André gets a dressing down from his BBC producer for a very odd item on last night's news.

Prime Minister Michael is holding a press conference following the disgraced Foreign Secretary's resignation, stage hypnotist Kenny Craig is getting rid of some old junk at a car boot sale, and there's a peep into the bedroom of newlywed teacher Edward, who can't quite forget that Samantha used to be one of his pupils.

Sebastian cannot remain silent when Prime Minister Michael tackles the Chancellor of The Exchequer about his leadership ambitions. A visit to the doctor leaves Vicky Pollard surprised to discover that she is eight months pregnant. Meanwhile, Lou and Andy are at the newsagents choosing a birthday card for Andy's brother.

Teenage mother Vicky Pollard tells her social worker that she's swapped her baby for a Westlife CD and Marjorie Dawes is doing her best to forget all about a one-night-stand with Fat Fighter Paul. Meanwhile in politics, it's party conference time and Prime Minister Michael is making some final changes to his big speech.

Sebastian interrupts an important meeting between Prime Minister Michael and his Italian counterpart, Vicky Pollard is invited back to her old school, Lou and Andy are building a bonfire and Daffyd is dismayed when barmaid Myfanwy makes an announcement.