We Could Really Use You
South Park
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14 episodes
1. HumancentiPad
1. HumancentiPad
Kyle is intimately involved in the development of a revolutionary new product called HumancentiPad.
22min
Apr 26, 2011
2. Funnybot
2. Funnybot
Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Department’s First Annual Comedy Awards.
22min
May 3, 2011
3. Royal Pudding
3. Royal Pudding
The Prince of Canada is about to take a Princess and Ike is obsessed with the Royal Wedding.
22min
May 10, 2011
4. T.M.I.
4. T.M.I.
Cartman throws a fit when the boys' penis sizes are posted on the school bulletin board, and is sent to anger management therapy.
22min
May 17, 2011
5. Crack Baby Athletic Association
5. Crack Baby Athletic Association
Kyle gets in on the ground floor of Cartman’s latest business venture, The Crack Baby Athletic Association.
22min
May 24, 2011
6. City Sushi
6. City Sushi
Butters is diagnosed with multiple personality disorder.
22min
May 31, 2011
7. You're Getting Old
7. You're Getting Old
Just after Stan’s 10th birthday, his worldview starts to change and so do his friendships.
22min
Jun 7, 2011
8. Ass Burgers
8. Ass Burgers
Cartman finds a unique way to cope with Asperger's Syndrome.
22min
Oct 4, 2011
9. The Last of the Meheecans
9. The Last of the Meheecans
When a game of 'border patrol' goes wrong Butters ends up reigniting Mexican pride, but Cartman isn't prepared to let the game end there.
22min
Oct 11, 2011
10. Bass to Mouth
10. Bass to Mouth
The kids' most scandalous secrets are being leaked on an outrageous new gossip website.
22min
Oct 18, 2011
11. Broadway Bro Down
11. Broadway Bro Down
After Randy takes Sharon to see a hit musical, he becomes Broadway's biggest fan.
22min
Oct 25, 2011
12. 1%
12. 1%
The 99% is ganging up on Eric Cartman.
22min
Nov 1, 2011
13. A History Channel Thanksgiving
13. A History Channel Thanksgiving
The boys are getting close to discovering the truth about the first Thanksgiving.
22min
Nov 8, 2011
14. The Poor Kid
14. The Poor Kid
Kenny ends up in the foster care system after his parents are arrested.
22min
Nov 15, 2011
Bonus
1min 
The Soft Room
2min 
There's A Disease Called Ass Burgers?
2min 
Landslide
2min 
Work Mexican, Work
2min 
We Can All Be Sneaky
2min 
The Secret Society of Cynics
2min 
Stu-dent ATH-O-LEETS
2min 
I Agreed by Accident!
1min 
Cuttlefish Is Not Sitting Well
2min 
Karen's Guardian Angel
59sec 
Anger Management Class
1min 
We Can't Afford That One
2min
