Family Matters

Steve steals an orangutan from a lab, hiding him at the Winslow's house. Lieutenant Murtagh forces Carl to use a state-of-the-art treadmill to get in shape not realizing one of his enemies has wired it with a bomb.

Carl finally proves his prowess as a handyman by fixing his roof but he falls off while gloating. Steve challenges Laura's suitor to a rope climb. The loser has to stay away from Laura forever.

Laura is cast as Juliet in the school play. When the leading man gets sick, Steve plays Romeo and Laura must kiss him. Lt. Murtagh forces Carl to do his personal errands during Carl's annual performance review.

When Steve's sleepwalking disturbs Carl, the Winslows hire a hypnotherapist to cure him. Under hypnosis, Steve reveals that he thinks Carl hates him. Carl insists he doesn't and Steve hooks him up to a polygraph to make sure he's sincere.

Carl gets a new rookie partner, Mike, who idolizes him. When Laura meets Mike, she develops a crush on him and makes a fool of herself. Carl unknowingly helps embarrass her.

Steve purchases an expensive beetle. Carl smashes it, not knowing it's Steve's pet. The two go on television to settle the case on Citizen's Court.

Steve builds a robot in order to win a new computer for Laura in a contest. But the robot becomes infatuated with Laura.

When Laura is disliked as the new girl on the cheerleading squad, she asks Steve for help in handling being unpopular. Steve leads the basketball team to victory with Laura cheering him on.

When a gang intimidates customers at Rachel's diner and beats up Eddie, Carl and Steve team up. Steve goes undercover to join the gang.

Steve thwarts Eddie's potential romance. Carl is undercover in drag.

On Laura's fifteenth birthday, Steve chases a boy she likes away from her by claiming she has a highly infectious disease. Laura doesn't want Steve around her, but she changes her mind.

Carl's boss sets Urkel up in a poker game.

Steve comes to church with the Winslows and decides to join the choir. When Rachel, the new choir director, discovers he's tone deaf, she won't allow him to participate.

Carl sleeps on the couch while his house is robbed. Worried that he'll flunk a chemistry test, Eddie convinces Steve to help him cheat. When Steve is caught, Eddie refuses to admit that he was the one cheating.

Eddie and Steve land in jail when Eddie's smooth-talking cousin Clarence steals a Ferrari.

Carl struggles with Steve's pen pal, a woman who has just been released from prison. She is in love with Steve, but Steve had sent her a photo of Carl. Mother Winslow tries to relate family history to her uninterested grandchildren.

Steve takes a cooking class.

Steve asks Laura to be his valentine, but she declines, favoring instead the offer of Daniel Wallace. Maxine warns Laura that Daniel will try to seduce her, but Laura doesn't believe her.

When Laura runs against a friend for Student Council president, the girl tries to blackmail Laura by threatening to publish a photo of Steve and Laura. Carl becomes jealous when the neighbors ask Harriette to run a neighborhood watch.

Desperate for Laura's attention, Steve promises to introduce her to soul singer Johnny Gill in exchange for a kiss. After 20 years of marriage, Carl and Harriette finally have a honeymoon, but with some unexpected problems.

Harriette and Carl agree that Mother Winslow's vision is too bad for her to keep driving but neither one wants to tell her. Laura tries to give Waldo some confidence and Waldo thinks she's in love with him.

When his parents go on vacation without him, Harriette invites Steve to stay with the Winslows.

Eddie, Waldo and Steve are contestants on a television dating show where Steve professes his eternal love for Laura, embarrassing her. Carl lies about not wanting a birthday party.

Steve's robot look-alike, Urkelbot, returns to fight crime. The Winslow women try a new line of hair products and go bald.