Hoff the Record

The Hoff arrives in the UK to reinvent himself as a serious film actor by starring in an avant-garde biopic of his own life. Hoff feels defeated when the film's director puts someone else at the centre of the film.

Following the failed attempt to reinvent his client with an arty film, manager Max is excited to receive a proposal - use Hoff's name on a new, classy aftershave.

The Hoff decides to give up acting following an inspirational session with his personal trainer, Danny. Instead he plans to embrace his potential for doing good in the world by becoming a UN Ambassador.

Things are looking up when the Hoff is offered a job as a landmine charity spokesman. In preparation for a trip to a conflict zone, Hoff is sent on a hostile environment training course.

Taking Max's ill-fated advice, the Hoff has traveled without the charity to Tergistan to perform at the birthday party of a warlord.

In the series finale things go from bad to worse when the Hoff is invoiced for the charity rescue. In desperate need of money, Max persuades Hoff to appear in panto with the one and only Christopher Biggins.