The Minor Accomplishments of Jackie Woodman

After their car is rear-ended by 1970s icon Sally Kellerman, Jackie and Tara are drawn into the world of The Platform, a so-called self-help group spearheaded by a charismatic ex-agent.

For the first time in ages, Jackie meets someone with boyfriend potential, a graphic novelist named Mike.

Jackie discovers that her would-be boyfriend Mike has stolen her script about a 1930s roller derby queen and sold it to the production company Tara works for.

With Mike's help, Jackie gets elevated to co-writer status on her own screenplay; little does she know, however, that he got studio heads Ken and Carol to sympathize with Jackie by telling them she has cancer.

Unable to sleep because of a neighbor's incessant car alarm, Jackie calls the cops and gets it towed.

Jackie receives a sizable filmmaking grant from a Native American non-profit. Within hours she and Tara spend it all on clothes, leaving them to rely on wits alone to produce and shoot footage for Jackie's documentary about the sacred peyote ritual.

Learning that an old enemy from film school signed an improbable deal to turn a book on how to write a screenplay into a movie, Jackie, in utter frustration, turns to the wisdom of Sun Tzu's "The Art of War."

After accidentally becoming addicted to a new designer drug, Cadillactin, the new and improved Jackie horrifies her friends when she becomes obsessed with right wing radio host Ned Carter.