Keeping Up Appearances

Whilst Hyacinth lectures the milkman, she spies a man in Liz's house. She misunderstands the situation, and devises a plan involving Richard to flush him out.

After listening to Emmet's piano playing from her garden, Hyacinth recieves a phone call from Mrs Fortescue asking for a lift into town.

Hyacinth arranges one of her candlelight suppers, planning to impress Emmet with her singing. However, events soon take a turn for the worse.

Hyacinth and Richard go to join the Major at a hotel for a golfing weekend. The Major cries off playing, but has organised a friend to play with Richard.

Hyacinth's quest for perfection is somewhat hampered by the dubious antics of the rest of her family.

Hyacinth is not looking forward to Onslow's birthday party, but news that a limousine awaits her and Richard to take them to the proceedings changes her mind.

Hyacinth finds herself with an ideal opportunity to impress Emmet with her singing when she discovers that he is involved in a concert at the church hall.

Daddy overspends in a toy department, dresses up as a spaceman and proceeds to go on the rampage.

Hyacinth wants her neighbours to see the arrival of her new suite, boasting that it's an exact replica of one at Sandringham House.

Hyacinth's plan to take Daddy on a picnic backfires when he takes the car, leaving the rest of the family stranded.

Daddy makes passes at all the parish ladies in the church rectory, while Hyacinth ends up kissing a very unexpected partner under the mistletoe.