Puppets Who Kill

Dan Barlow, an incompetent social worker, runs a halfway house for criminally insane puppets, who all engage in questionable ethics, pettiness and sma

Dan has a hard time getting garden shears back from his nasty neighbor. Buttons has an affair with a cursed woman.

Rocko the Dog catches Dan's cousin with a corpse...

Bill gets some unwanted criticism on his acting abilities.

Cuddles gets brainwashed by the Canadian military to be a killer zombie when triggered by a code word. Unfortunately, something sets Cuddles off and Dan has to figure out how to stop him.

Buttons the Bear starts to have a torrid affair with the City Counsellor's wife, and quickly finds himself in way over his head with an obsessed woman. Dan devises a unique strategy to get him out of it.

Dan sends Cuddles to jail for swearing to teach him a lesson.

Buttons picks a wealthy, elderly widow as his one-stop ticket to the good life.

Rocko needs a new lung - chain smoking has really gotten to him. Bill goes on a game show to raise enough money to buy a lung for Rocko on the black market.

Dan has decided it's best if Bill gets a lobotomy - He is simply too dangerous for society. It turns out the lobotomy doctor and Bill have much more of a past than could have ever been expected - the doctor is the son of a man Bill once killed.

Bill befriends an elderly couple in an effort to improve his image after he gets blamed for murdering a mailman at the halfway house.

Skip-Along Pete invites Rocko to his remote island but doesn't tell him that he is planning to hunt Rocko down for sport.

The puppets find a suitcase full of money and pretty soon some mobsters come looking for the missing dough - A black and white homage to classic film noir of the 1940's.

Cuddles is a hopeless assexual. Dan and the puppets set out to get him laid, which has very unintended consequences. Meanwhile, Bill reconnects with an old ventriloquist partner Curious Bob, a man he once tried to kill - and may still.

Buttons hires a sleazy lawyer and sues the family of one of his murder victims for emotional damages.

The puppets steal a car from outside a variety store, and head out for a joyride. Also, Buttons the Bear hitches a ride with an odd couple who mess with his head.

A special black and white episode and an homage to old 1940's 'B' movies. Dan and Cuddles are drawn into a web of intrigue when Cuddles accidentally acquires a mysterious falcon from some criminals.

Buttons sues his former employer, while Rocko starts an unorthodox mail order business.

Rocko and Buttons meet some Siamese Twins on a blind date, and find that they like the arrangement. Dan has problems with his angry newspaper boy.

The puppets find an old TV for a very cheap price - too cheap in fact. They discover the TV has some very scary secrets to reveal, and is not so easy to get rid of. A mostly black and white homage to the old Twilight Zone TV series.

Rocko's friend from prison visits and tells them about his secret diamond. Meanwhile, Buttons thinks he's hit the jackpot when he meets two lesbians who might want him.

Dan holds a séance and Cuddles accidentally gets possessed by a powerful demon. Meanwhile Buttons starts sessions with a sex therapist in an attempt to cure his mad obsession with sex.

Buttons the Bear is afraid of the jealous husband of his current flame. Back at the house Dan shows Cuddles a magic trick to help him win friends - and Rocko and Bill meet two 'ladies of the night.'

The puppets think that Dan is dead. They grieve for him at his funeral until they learn that they stand to inherit a lot of money.

Dan and the puppets are pitted against a rival halfway house full of ridiculously nice puppets. Things come to a head when Corrections Canada tells Dan that one of the houses must close - theirs or the rival house.