The Misery Index

Welcome back to the Misery Index, where we can all come together to celebrate each other’s misery! Joe and Q “make love”, we prove why online dating is dead, and surgery leaves a man with a really teenie weenie.

After some heated UK vs US banter, Jameela and the Tenderloins find out once and for all which of these great nations is truly the most miserable. Plus, Jameela has a big surprise fail for the Tenderloins.

Contestants trash talk the Tenderloins, Sal’s “moist moment”, and a giant door-opening python! It’s all happening on this hilarious episode of The Misery Index.

From “I’m going with penis” to “I had whipped cream coming out of my nose”, they may be senior citizens but these ladies have lived! Find out what happens when a young bull charges you, and what made a girl lose 10 years of memories.

Find out why animals should never drive, why Joe thinks "the answer is always ISIS", and which NSYNC star makes a surprise appearance in this week's episode of The Misery Index.

A moped crash that’d make Wylie Coyote proud, a big family surprise for one Tenderloin, and Murr makes a very bad bet! Our contestants get super competitive as they battle it out for $30,000.

What happens when your parachute doesn’t open, when your new parent is a sex doll, and what makes Jameela hide behind her podium? We’ve got the answers in this very fancy episode of The Misery Index.

A truly terrifying halloween display, a contestant with the “body of a superhero”, and possibly the dumbest criminals of all time? Draw your own conclusions in this week's episode of The Misery Index.

Horse' the squirrel meets a cataclysmic end! The Tenderloins renew their long standing cat vs dog fight, and one contestant makes waves by revealing who is ‘statistically the best!’

A biking accident of glacial proportions, a real misery who identifies as a wolf, and searching for a cell phone on a trash barge. All on this week’s episode of The Misery Index.