The Simpsons

Bart realizes that the girls he's liked all dump him within a week. To prove he can be loved, he journeys to New York and seeks out a former flame (Zooey Deschanel).

For those who can't read roman numerals, that's 23 terrifying treehouses, and in this one, a search for the Higgs Boson creates a mini black hole which starts sucking in Springfield, found footage reveals a demonic deal from the Simpsons' past.

Marge gets a new, smaller car, and it makes her realize she wants another baby. Meanwhile, Lisa mysteriously vanishes every day after school.

Grampa disappears and the family makes a shocking discovery about his past.

Fat Tony names his accountant (Steve Carrell) head of the mob. Meanwhile, vegetarian Lisa starts eating bugs.

A depressed Homer wins a myPad and the tablet changes his life--until it breaks.

Portland comes to Springfield in the form of Homer's new hipster neighbors.

Grampa reveals that Homer had a dog as a boy that he was forced to give up.

Homer meets preppers (including Tom Waits) who help him get ready for the imminent end of the world.

Bart must pass a test to save Springfield Elementary. Guest voice: Valerie Harper.

Marge and Homer realize they do not have suitable guardians for their children. Guest voice: Rashida Jones.

Bart looks back at love from middle age in this homage to Annie Hall.

Bart and Milhouse discover that they can convince everyone Milhouse is his dad.

The Simpsons discover that Grampa was a "bad guy" pro wrestler in the '50s.

Lisa gets picked on by a bully who happens to be her teacher. Meanwhile, Flanders finally gets fed up and punches Homer in the eye.

Springfield's Easter is ruined by a prank and all fingers point to Bart. Meanwhile, inspired by an old comic book, Mr. Burns becomes an ineffectual superhero.

Homer learns the four f's of dealing with a woman while Milhouse discovers the secret to Lisa's heart.

A new preacher comes to Springfield Presbylutheran and wins the congregation's affections.

A suicide attempt gone awry prompts Marge to buy Moe a fancy new suit to improve his outlook on life.

Bart takes piano lessons because his teacher is a beautiful young girl. But he disappoints his mother with his lack of talent at a recital.

When the guys split a winning lottery ticket, they are stunned when Carl disappears with the money.

When Marge tries to buy Homer snack cakes for their anniversary, she winds up meeting a married man who shares a common love of British Television (voice of Seth Macfarlane).