The Simpsons

In exchange for study tips, Bart gives the class brain antigeek lessons, but regrets it when the brain becomes too Bart-like.

Homer receives a promotion, a key to the executive washroom and an invaluable secretary, thanks to a "Miracle" hair grower.

Halloween tales include a family in a haunted house; a misunderstanding with aliens; and a rendition of "The raven."

Homer's boss, burns, wants to be governor to lower nuclear safety standards to keep his plant on line.

Homer's success as the mascot of Springfield's minor league ball club earns him a shot at the majors, in capital city.

Lisa gives Bart some tips on handling the pressure in a miniature golf grudge match with a neighbor's son.

On Thanksgiving, Bart runs away after accidentally wrecking Lisa's centerpiece.

Bart and Homer are excited to learn that a monster truck rally is coming to Springfield, then discover it is on the same night as Lisa's band concert.

Marge's protests over cartoon violence lead to a cultural renaissance in Springfield.

A lawyer suggests there may be profit in the pain after Bart suffers minor injuries in a collision with burns' car.

Homer takes to sushi like a fish to water, but an apprentice chef may have given Homer some bad blowfish - and 24 hours to live.

Marge and Homer reveal how they met as they tell a tale of love at first sight (but only for one) and the high school prom they attended (but not together).

After learning eternal hell is the price for stealing, Lisa decides she'd rather go to heaven than watch pirated cable TV

Bart benefits when Principal Skinner falls for his Aunt Patty, who has Skinner but doesn't want him, while Aunt Selma has naught but want.

Homer's wealthy long-lost half brother makes the mistake of giving Homer an important job.

Bart's dog is sent to obedience school after he destroys homer's expensive new sneaks.

Grandpa Simpson loses his love, leaving him with a heavy heart -and a heavy wallet when his sweetie leaves him money in her will.

Marge gets to paint a portrait of Mr. Burns.

Lisa finds that homer pales in comparison with her substitute teacher, as does Bart with his opponent for class president.

Homer and Marge attend a marriage retreat, where Homer catches a legendary fish - and maybe more.

Bart earns less than he expected doing chores for a neighbor, so he goes partners with Milhouse and Martin on a rare comic book.

After Bart's blood saves burns, Homer sends his boss a nasty letter for falling short of the material gratitude that Homer expected.