Two and a Half Men

Charlie Harper’s lifestyle is interrupted when his brother, Alan, arrives unexpectedly.

Charlie does not know how to discipline Jake for luring a flock of seagulls into his room.

One drink too many emboldens the brothers to stand up to their controlling mother.

A comedy about men who create a little family unit that promises to make each of them a better man.

Charlie and Alan meet several women while attending one of Jake's soccer games.

After Evelyn's new beau dumps her, Charlie and Alan enlist Jake to cheer her up.

For a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of Charlie's female friend.

Charlie is inspired to craft the fourth-grade musical with unusual results.

Jake & Evelyn befriend one of Charlie's one-night stands, causing her to stay longer than expected.

To prove that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa over for Thanksgiving dinner.

Alan reluctantly agrees to a makeover; when the brothers go shopping, they clash over what to buy.

The housekeeper's beautiful teenage granddaughter attracts the guys' attention.

Charlie sets his ailing brother up on a date, then tries to help him get rid of his flu symptoms.

Charlie realizes he's broke when his credit card is declined at the grocery store.

Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie.

Frankie reveals why she and her daughter are on the run; Frankie's daughter has a crush on Jake.

Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.

Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man.

Judith's sister, Liz, hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party; Evelyn prefers alcohol to cake.

After trying a father/son talk, Alan and Judith decide to take a moody Jake to a therapist.

Charlie jeopardizes Alan's divorce settlement by sleeping with his attorney, Laura.

Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking; Jake sees a therapist.

Charlie must cajole Judith's support group to let Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.

A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy.