Comedy Central Presents

Scott Kennedy talks about not fitting the gay stereotype, opening for male strippers and watching reality cop shows.

Cory Kahaney discusses the drawbacks of being married to an ethical lawyer, her skepticism of yoga's spiritualism, and the tactless way men ask for morning sex.

Rudy Rush talks about the struggles of dating, compares how men and women deal with breakups and explains why he never went to his parents for help with math homework.

Paul Gilmartin explains why a terrorist attack in Vegas would go unnoticed, why footie pajamas make kids feel invincible and why he'd believe Hall & Oates over the Bible.

Clinton Jackson talks about finding things to say to his cat, why he's too childish to be a father and why a black circus ringmaster isn't exactly a civil right hero.

Paul Mercurio is still poor enough that finding $10 is a big deal, thinks God is passive agressive and believes there's nothing more humbling than a full-length mirror.

Michael Showalter, Michael Ian Black and David Wain of Stella recite Irish limericks, demonstrate New England accents and describe a perfect summer day.

Tig Notaro describes nonsensical SkyMall items, wonders what her cat is thinking and learns about cultural sensitivity from Barbies.

Jimmy Dore describes the kinds of tattoos librarians might have, recalls attending Catholic school and reveals his attraction to Jude Law.

Dwayne Perkins compares living in New York City to living in L.A., gives dating advice to men and explains what it likes to visit Africa as a black man.

Greg Giraldo lays out solutions for many of life's problems, including how to solve a reindeer shortage, how to raise fireproof children and how to treat the elderly.

Gene Pompa talks about getting typecast as a Latino criminal, reflects on his Southern California upbringing and describes how he spices up his sex life.

Vince Morris discuss his dad's propensity for smoking in the dark, his annoyance with mispronunciations and the subjectivity of the English language.

Demetri Martin believes having a stutter is a good thing, thinks drunken backseat drivers are dangerous and explains why he avoids escalators.

Bob Oschack explains why marriage in L.A. is like a drug, why babies are better than lazy friends and why New York needs the south more than the south needs New York.

Tom Cotter talks about his Irish and Scottish heritage, drinking too much on a plane and the changing lexicon of English.

Mike Birbiglia discusses the struggles of trying to lose weight, the dating world and drinking in a laundromat.

Doug Benson offers his marijuana-infused perspective on "The Vagina Monologues" and describes his efforts to be a more relatable comedian.

Carlos Alazraqui explains that being the Taco Bell dog isn't an aphrodisiac, that Americans are just cocky teenagers and that there's not such thing as "honorable combat."

Vanessa Hollingshed talks about unrealistic beauty standards, performing for the troops and why her curly hair is like a drug addict living on top of her head.

Jimmy Shubert gives his take on frog licking, office rage and stoic fish.

Eddie Gossling describes a misguided alien abduction and the stinginess of Episcopalian priests.

Kevin Hart explains why being a newlywed is rough, learns that driving a big truck won't make him taller and talks about his mother's go-to answer for when things go wrong.

Retta talks about the reliably bad customer service at McDonald's and the amazing sex life of lions.