RiffTrax Shorts

Yes, Norman, the sack of failure in a bad suit last seen soliciting strangers for money in a public restroom, now has to give the big speech to a crowd of investors. Why? We don't know. Perhaps a dog that won't stop licking its crotch was unavailable. Will Norman triumph over the odds and wow the executives with a masterful speech? Or will he just Norman the entire operation down his leg?

Brad and Greg, two boys who while attempting to set a world record for boredom on summer vacation, write a letter to the Hormel factory asking if they can take a tour. To their surprise, they do not receive a letter back asking "What the hell is wrong with you, go play outside!" but instead get an invitation which serves as a thinly veiled framing device for a solid half hour of meat footage.

Safety Woman's back, and she's more out of doors than ever! Yes, everyone's favorite crossing guard turned cosmic superhero Guardiana, seen first in the beloved RiffTrax short Safety: Harm Hides at Home, is taking it outside, Dalton from Road House style. But don't worry, she's still freelance architecting and keeping kids safe with the pie plate and baton some aliens gave her.

Hey kids! What's the best way for a middle schooler to impress chicks, make friends, and dominate the social scene in general? It's band! Marching band! This is the plan that our hero Buzz comes up with thanks to "Mr." B Natural This classic music educational film, first seen on MST3K and riffed in its entirety for the first time is a chance to see an all-new take on the beloved Mr. B!

Made in 1902, and the oldest thing we've ever riffed, A Trip to the Moon is the most famous film by French cinema pioneer Georges Méliès but somehow he forgot to include any dialogue or audio! Luckily for him, we're here to provide some, over a century later. So grab a pointy hat, strap protective goggles on any lunar bodies you know, and join Mike, Kevin, and Bill for A Trip to the Moon!

Welcome Back, Norman welcomes back Norman, a business traveler you might regret welcoming into anything once you witness how merely exiting an airport rental car lot is, for him, an insurmountable task. If this short ever had a mission statement, which it most assuredly did not, it would have boiled down to "teach people that annoying imbeciles have a hard time doing things."