Father Ted

Ted, Dougal and Jack go on an all-expenses-spared holiday to Kilkelly Caravan Park. They meet a young couple and are soon in trouble with the police. Entertainment comes in the shape of St. Kevin's Stump and the Magic Road. Father Jack goes missing. Father Noel Furlong and his youth group turn up to put the final nail in the coffin of the holiday.

In order to fix their leaky roof, Father Ted gets a car to raffle. But there's a problem with the bodywork and he, Dougal and Jack borrow another car from the Dancing Priest. But how are they going to get it back after it's been won?

Father Ted receives word that the Holy Stone of Clonrichert, Craggy Island's most popular religious knick-knack, is being upgraded to a Class II relic.

The arrival of a rebellious young priest coincides with the theft of the whistle owned by the picnic area supervisor.

Father Ted and Dougal enter "A Song for Europe" with the song "My Lovely Horse."

Bishop Brennan is visiting to investigate a case of suspected nude sleepwalking by Father Jack.

Aggressive protest singer Niamh Connolly arrives on the island to 'get her head together' and look for a future home... just in time for the annual Lovely Girls Competition.

It's Lent and the trio all agree to sacrifice a luxury. For Ted, it's ciggies. Jack gives up the booze (well, Ted hides it) and Dougal agrees to hang up his blades.

Jack's incredibly hairy hands indicate that he is suffering from a common complaint that afflicts old priests. But his replacement is more trouble than the great man himself.

Flying back from a visit to a particularly holy shrine, the priestly trio find themselves in mortal danger when a fellow father goes mad in the cockpit.

Ted, Dougal and a host of other misfit priests become lost in Europe's largest lingerie department, and an ecclesiastical scandal seems inevitable.