1000 Ways To Die

Dictator gets stuck in the US, security guard gets hosed, rock climber becomes rock faller, jackass dare becomes do-and-die, cyclist runs out of breath, foot fetisher gets toe jammed, circus clown meets an insane posse.

Politico has a sneezing fit, a gun toting old man blows up, a woman with road rage gets one in the gut, a shocking end for a convict, a dirty biker gets what they deserve, camper boils over with love for her friends.

A bank robber sticks his neck out for a friend, a red head gets taken down, a badass teen meets a mail box, a sheister shopper takes a dip, a fat man loses face, a fart that kills.

Food trucker gets fried, band member learns seppuku, agro bouncer forgets the point, chemical engineer gets burned, drug dealer goes for a trip, a mime is silenced, tennis flirt meets her demise.

An inside job sucks the air out of the room, a lame super hero tries to fly, a filmmaker becomes part of his shoot'em up, girl wants to strangle her boss, art snob falls during toast, EMT gets a shock, blogger gets a blog clot.

Wedding singer gets choked up, muscle bound woman meets her maker, wanna be chef loses face, french maid gets stuck on iron maiden, mugger spills own guts, a "winning" tv star gets cancelled.

A lady puckers up one last time, a tow truck driver becomes a head banger, a waitress gets a bad tip, a food critic forgets the point, turkey gets hit with a turkey, neck massager takes a womans breath away, a dancer loses heart

Cat lady's love goes too fur, a burglar falls for his victim, a mob boss is given the finger, a nasty super model is given a dead eye, a customer is left breathless by great savings, a guy rolls over the point.

Trainer and barbells meet, a polygamist falls for his own trap, lady misses the point of marriage, a couple wine and die, cable thief gets screwed, ticket scalper doesn't beat a light, dodgeballer has to dodge more than balls.

Socialite goes green, man with short fuse finally blows, woman high jumps to her death, crooked cop has the smell of decay, a wormy scam artist, trippy trip to the market, lame mad scientist gets burned.

A man sexes up a statue, a sleep walker goes for a swim, hot headed swimming instructor gets over heated, bad parrot sitter takes a fall, rioter gets the wind knocked out of him, and a man dies with a happy ending.