6 エピソード
1『How I Got My Groom』
1『How I Got My Groom』
Simon unearths a terrible secret about his parents' marriage.
2『How I Got My Plumes』
2『How I Got My Plumes』
Simon visits the 1998 Eurovision Song Contest and a meets with Dana International.
3『How I Got My Water Feature』
3『How I Got My Water Feature』
Ground Force is at its height and Simon feels a desperate need for a water feature.
4『How I Got My Camp』
4『How I Got My Camp』
Simon Doonan now works in a big London store and remembers his first foreign holiday.
5『How I Got My Turner』
5『How I Got My Turner』
Aunty Hayley set's herself up as a telephone astrologer with one rather obsessive client.
6『How I Got My Gash』
6『How I Got My Gash』
Simon's plagued by bullies and decides to leave home to be with The Beautiful People.
