RiffTrax Shorts

You'll learn self-defense techniques such as dumping the contents of your purse into the middle of the street, playing a recording of dogs, and actually hanging up the phone. Oh did we mention there are high-intensity police chases too? They really balance out the time nana spends drinking coffee at the bank. Join Bridget, Mary Jo and several narrators looking at cue cards for Senior Power!

It's Parents' Night at Andrew's school, and nerves are on edge. Andrew is a fifth-grader who has alienated everyone around him with his vague instructions and confusing driving directions. Will his presentation on how to communicate clearly heal the wounds of his classmates?

Sure, we've all taken Airplane Trips... Airplane Trips By Car, Airplane Trips By Foot, Airplane Trips By Your Nephew's Razor Scooter That You Borrowed And Accidentally Broke. Now, brace yourself for the newest kind of Airplane Trip of all, An Airplane Trip By Jet!

As you might guess, Appreciating Our Parents has a pretty heavy pro-parent bias. It focuses on Tommy, a little boy who apparently thinks his room just gets magically cleaned while he's away at school, and his meals delivered by angels, and his cowboy shirts mended by helpful gnomes. So what are you waiting for, put on your best cowboy shirt and get to appreciating!

First Aid! The bandages, the hydrogen peroxide, the tiny little scissors. So much fun, everybody loves it! But unfortunately, First Aid has always only been for adults... until now! That's right kids, it's your turn at last: First Aid for Children! Join Mike, Kevin and Bill for another fun entry in the "kids getting hurt" genre, it's First Aid for Children!

Are you considering having an informal gathering where people serve themselves the food you've prepared? Not So Fast! First, you'll need to complete this course, Arranging The Buffet Supper. Together with Bridget and Mary Jo, you'll learn how to put food and forks on a table, and other hard stuff! (This counts toward Continuing Education credits.)

This short features a wolf costume that was definitely once used in some sort of ritual. All the human actors seem deeply suspicious of the cameraman, possibly because they were worried his camera was capturing their soul. All in all, it's the sort of delightful tale that you could easily imagine Santa telling a bunch of disinterested kids on the beach right before the Ice Cream Bunny shows up.

It's got claymation food that goes on strike, student investigative reporters, and a boy with an unexplained rat on his shoulder. What it doesn't have is a clear point or reason for existing. Learn some lessons from a talking eggplant, get yourself a steaming bowl of banana soup, and join Mike, Kevin and Bill in the cafeteria for Beginning Responsibility: A Lunchroom Goes Bananas!