Crank Yankers

Join Elmer and all your favorites in this collection of the crudest Crank Yankers calls.

Join Special Ed and all your favorites in this collection of the craziest Crank Yankers calls.

Jimmy Kimmel's 9-year-old daughter Katie needs some booze; Birchum needs some able bodies to break his brother out of a cult.

Special Ed professes his undying love for spaghetti; Ken calls a paper with breaking news.

Bobby Fletcher tries to work his way up the corporate ladder; Niles calls a dentist about getting gas.

Birchum looks to hire some mourners for his dad's funeral; Elmer calls a carnival about a teddy bear stuffed with glass.

Jeff plans a surprise party and Cammie asks for advice on how to date a Jewish man.

Elmer looks for charitable donations; Special Ed needs a piano lesson.

Gladys hits the jackpot at a broken ATM; Niles asks a salesperson to eat a used tissue for $500.

Homeless, retired R&B singer Stompie looks for love; Hadassah becomes a telemarketer.

Cammie wants to teach kids about the birds & the bees; Gladys has questions about her teenage son's breast-milk habits.

Bobby and Billy Fletcher call to make a reservation at a restaurant and Hadassah receives a sexually suggestive toy from her mother.

Elmer calls a brothel looking for a woman he met 30 years ago; Marion inquires about plastic surgery for her 11-year-old daughter.

Bob Odenkirk tries to overcome a speech impediment; Samir wants to throw a party.

Gladys gets intimate with slime; Elmer needs the lotto numbers.

Cammie inquires about hourly car rentals; Dick Birchum needs some kids to work around the house.

Elmer calls about gay porn on his computer; Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew reach out to their listeners.

Cammie calls about her haunted breast implants; Tony Deloge tries to get a free meal.

Hadassah tests her boyfriend's sperm; Jeff needs a job.

Hadassah tests her boyfriend's sperm; Jeff needs a job.

Gladys calls for a conjugal visit; Ken gets stuck in a restroom.

Special Ed goes out to the ballgame; a sleazy professor calls a co-ed.

Spoonie Luv calls for driving lessons; Niles Standish wants a balloon ride. Yanker voices: Tony Barbieri, Fred Armisen, Susie Essman, Jim Florentine, Katie Kimmel, Kevin Kimmel, and Sarah Silverman.

Elmer calls about a gay cruise; Danny seeks out the help of a rabbi.