Russell Simmons Presents Stand-Up at The El Rey

Mark Viera's grandmother knows everybody's business, Rachel Feinstein's date narrates their encounter, and Baron Vaughn will never see Las Vegas the way other people do.

Smokey Suarez worries that gay women are taking over, Fahim Anwar reveals his distaste for Biggie fans, and Kellye Howard resents it when men use the F word.

Ray Lipowski is disgusted with tight clothes, Felipe Esparza was in a car accident with someone who was uninsured, and Lil Rel's father was in a Black Panther-era gang.

Eric Andre describes being black and Jewish, James Davis is tired of old people joining Facebook, and Kurt Metzger recalls where he was when he found out Michael Jackson died.

Tupac inspires Mike Vecchione to do crazy, compassionate things; Calise Hawkins is attracted to thuggish but intelligent men; and JJ Williamson is through with having kids.

Tony Roberts' grandmother is pregnant, Dante Nero thinks it's great to raise kids in a rough neighborhood, and Brandon Glover discovers that his gay uncle sells gay weed.