Black Dynamite
9 פרקים
1. "Roots: The White Album" or "The Blacker the Community the Deeper the Roots!"
1. "Roots: The White Album" or "The Blacker the Community the Deeper the Roots!"
When Roots hits the air and the Community finally sees just how bad slavery was, Al Sharpton whips everyone into a reparation frenzy and they storm Beverly Hills, enslaving every white honky cracker they can find!
2. "Black Jaws!" or "Finger Lickin' Chicken of the Sea"
2. "Black Jaws!" or "Finger Lickin' Chicken of the Sea"
A soul-food-eating contest gets everyone in the Black Community down to the summer's biggest beach party. But the party's already jumped the shark when a giant shark jumps out and starts eating people!
3. "Warriors Come Out" or "Mean Queens of Halloween"
3. "Warriors Come Out" or "Mean Queens of Halloween"
It's Halloween in LA and Cream Corn convinces Black Dynamite and the Crew to go to a street party where, ain't nobody in the closet. Everything's gay (as in happy) and gay (as in gay) until the Emcee is assassinated in front of everyone!
4. "How Honeybee Got Her Groove Back" or "Sexodus" or "Night of the Living Dickheads"
4. "How Honeybee Got Her Groove Back" or "Sexodus" or "Night of the Living Dickheads"
A busted-up Whorephanage needs repairs and busted-up whores need a vacation, so Honey Bee takes the harem to Jamaica for R&R.
5. "Sweet Bill's Badass Singalong Song" or "Bill Cosby Ain't Himself"
5. "Sweet Bill's Badass Singalong Song" or "Bill Cosby Ain't Himself"
When Black Dynamite's old buddy, maverick Sweet Sweetback filmmaker Melvin Van Peebles, gears up to shoot his next blaxploitation movie in the Community, everyone's excited to help out except Bill Cosby!
6. "Mister Rogers' Revenge" or "Please Don't You Be His Neighbor"
6. "Mister Rogers' Revenge" or "Please Don't You Be His Neighbor"
On the Orphans' collective birthday, Black Dynamite brings them all to a show taping with their favorite TV white man, Mister Rogers.
7. "American Band Standoff" or "The Godfather of Soooul Train" or "Get on Your Goodfellas"
7. "American Band Standoff" or "The Godfather of Soooul Train" or "Get on Your Goodfellas"
Cream Corn is excited as hell at getting a chance to dance on Soooooooul Train, the hippest trip in America, but BD knows the truth.
8. "Diff'rent Folks, Same Strokes" or "The Hunger Pain Games"
8. "Diff'rent Folks, Same Strokes" or "The Hunger Pain Games"
Child Services is finally on to the Whorephanage and slaps them with a shutdown notice! But it's okay, because rich white Mr. Phil Drummond and his friends adopt all the orphans at once and whisk them off to a luxury high-rise in the sky.
9. "The Wizard of Watts" or "Oz Ain't Got S&@# on the Wiz"
9. "The Wizard of Watts" or "Oz Ain't Got S&@# on the Wiz"
Black Dynamite's one day off couldn't be more work: everyone needs his help and a riot blows up.
