Newhart

Dick and Joanna return from vacation to find Kirk and Cindy have moved away, and Kirk has asked Dick to sell the café. Michael teaches Dick the only way he'll be able to sell the rundown café is by stretching the truth.

Dick's jokes at a Beaver Lodge roast for George are a hit with everyone except the guest of honor, spurring George to consider leaving the inn. Stephanie sells cosmetic kits.

Dick throws a fit and gets sentenced for outstanding parking tickets on the day of a big Celtics game. Stephanie hasn't ever been punished and can't bring herself to tell Dick that she's the one who got the tickets.

After Michael reluctantly hires Stephanie as WPIV's receptionist, he can't bring himself to fire her. Meanwhile, Joanna hires Harley Estin as a temporary maid.

When an overly enthusiastic college student starts a Dick Loudon fan club and moves into the inn, her flattery gets Dick nowhere with Joanna or the guests.

When a local farmer claims Dick plagiarized his book about bathroom repair, Dick has to go to court to defend his reputation.

George enjoys spending time with his new girlfriend. But when things get serious, he starts getting cold feet, and Dick has to intervene. Stephanie tries to pass the driver's test.

George rescues some residents after their car crashes into a lake but doesn't want anyone to know.

When Larry, Darryl, and Darryl's pet goat invades the inn, Dick calls animal control to take care of the problem. Offended by that, the brothers launch an all-out feud with the Loudons.

For Valentine's Day, Michael books a renowned love doctor on Dick's show. Dick and Joanna spar after he is riddled with doubts when she gets scheduled to appear.

Stephanie falls for a visiting television executive, forcing her to choose between him and Michael.

Stephanie returns home for a brief visit and is convinced to stay when overwhelmed with presents. Michael is astonished by Steph's transformation into a spoiled brat. Dick tries to beat Joanna's annoying knack for guessing her birthday presents.

Larry, Darryl, and Darryl seek Joanna's help to lure customers into their failing restaurant. Meanwhile, George takes it upon himself to help an insomniac guest get some sleep.

Michael makes extreme requests while negotiating a new contract at Channel 8, and gets himself fired. Dick must step in to produce his show and deal with an inept staff.

While helping Joanna prepare for a yard sale, Dick finds a picture of the inn's old carriage house and decides to restore the structure to its former glory.

Harley goes to jail after he gets tricked into selling swamp grave plots. Michael, Dick, and Joanna set up an "Abscam" to catch the real criminal.

Darryl runs off after he and his brothers win a contest for writing the best commercial jingle, netting them $30,000. Dick, Larry, and the other Darryl search for him. Meanwhile, Joanna decorates the inn with Christmas decor for a Christmas card photo.