Ted

John and Ted use the school's phone to call a phone-sex hotline, leading to an investigation.

Ted starts a risky love affair with a married woman; Matty deals with erectile dysfunction.

A weed shortage forces John, Ted, and Blaire to complete a drug dealer's Dungeons and Dragons campaign. Unaware that the reward is a bag of pot, Matty and Susan join the quest.

Blaire's rom-com movie marathon annoys Matty; Ted and John double date with their elderly neighbor.

Realizing John is light on extracurriculars for college applications, John and Ted audition for the school play. Matty and Susan get part time jobs at Dunkin'Donuts.

After a meaningless hook-up, Blaire finds herself navigating an unexpected pregnancy, causing a clash of opinions among the family.

When a police officer finds John and Ted's weed during a traffic stop, Susan takes the fall for them, leading to a ten day jail sentence. She must navigate life on the inside, while the rest of the family discovers what life on the outside is like without her.

John and Ted create a fake newspaper to keep Matty from learning about the O.J. Simpson verdict.