1st & Ten

A new season means a new chance at glory! That is, if all hope isn't lost on Day 1, after team president Kristy Fullbright engages in some extracurricular activities with the Bulls' brand new starting quarterback. With a new roster, full of new characters all in need of significant attitude adjustments, the stakes are as high as ever to bring the Bulls to a championship.

T.D. undertakes a temporary stint as the Bulls' offensive coordinator, Kristy explores the possibility of building a relationship with the new quarterback, and Mad Dog learns how to manipulate the impressionable rookies into pulling pranks for him.

Coach Denardo gets crankier than usual as he begins contemplating his mortality on his 65th birthday, leading some players to pay his wife to take him out on the town and show him a good time. On the field, T.D. learns that his star rookie, though admittedly talented, has a humility problem that jeopardizes the team's fluidity and must be addressed.

Zagreb is caught and identified as the snitch who sold revealing information about, and pictures of, the Bulls to the media. Bubba and Jethro may want to join, however, once they discover that a reporter is willing to pay $50,000 for shots of Kristy and Mac's wedding.

The team falls under a wave of injury spells, with Dr. Death neglecting a potentially serious neck injury and Bubba mistaking a concussion for a terminal illness with thirty days to live. Confusion and mistakes are abound when Dr. Death perceives a rookie's effort to get him help as an attempt to steal his job, and when Bubba mistakes his wife's dog's prognosis for his own.

Mac and Kristy's marital problems accidentally leak into their professional relationship when Kristy threatens to bench Mac after he reveals his intentions to sign an endorsement deal that conflicts with his contract. Across town, Miles, T.D. and Jethro all discover that they're dating the same woman.

Miles is caught up in a sticky situation when his girlfriend accuses him of being her unborn child's father and exploits him for cash. Zagreb reveals his gambling addiction has led to him being forced into throwing a game.

With Kristy's and Mac's celebrity statuses now commanding national publicity, new developments concerning their marriage have left the couple between a rock and a hard place. It isn't much easier on the rest of the team, who now must face the spread of some questionable and unexpected controversies.

The Bulls team becomes trapped in a hostage situation at Bubba and Jethro's bar when armed robbers hold everyone against their will, alleging to free the roster and their guests of their captivity in exchange for one million dollars. With everyone's lives on the line and the future of the bar in jeopardy, nobody can predict what comes next for the Bulls.

Bubba is invited to participate in a celebrity boxing exhibition for charity, though, despite seemingly everyone else's encouragement, he is reluctant and frankly terrified to potentially injure himself, or worse. Also, Kristy's film major niece comes to town to film a highlight reel of the players, all of whom take a strong liking to her.

Dr. Death gets off on the wrong foot with the new equipment manager, who appears to know something that he's not revealing. Subsequently, Zagreb falls for a woman he believes to be a prostitute. Both find themselves in over their heads as their situations progress, knowing little to nothing about their company with no luck in deciphering their respective situations.

On a particularly dark and stormy night, some of the guys kick back over a game of cards, fantasizing about how different their lives might have been had they pursued professions other than football. They each explore the roads not taken and the paths that could have been forged, all ultimately agreeing that they wouldn't change their current lives for anything.

T.D. is extended an offer that he can't refuse, a position as the president of the Bulls' Texan opponent, spotlighting his loyalty and forcing him to question his destiny. Separately, the shady equipment manager attempts to get between Jethro and Bubba with intent to commandeer their bar and profits.

Tombstone Packer has a fascination with aliens, a recurring distraction that has begun inconveniencing coaches, cracking up players, and hindering Packer's preparation for the playoffs. After Dr. Death reveals it was all an elaborate prank, Packer is initially reluctant to believe it, until he decides it's better getting even than getting mad.

The players treat a romance-overloaded Putz to a recap of their various romantic escapades, including all of the embarrassing conquests that the various players have endured on their many quests for sexual gratification. The multitudinous personal and legal repercussions that they'd endured once roused disarray, but now amuse the players in humiliating retrospect.

The Bulls are back in another championship game, this time against an apparently superior opponent that always seems to be ten steps ahead of them. With so much on the line, especially with several veterans mulling retirement, the stakes could not be higher for the pursuit of one last national victory.