Two and a Half Men

Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle; Alan breaks down following his second divorce.

Charlie tells Alan the truth about his breakup with Mia; a famous neighbor causes trouble.

Charlie is convinced he saw his late father while having a near-death experience.

After their split, Alan wants to gain custody of his and Kandi's dog.

Herb and Jake's relationship threatens wedding plans with Judith, so Alan and Charlie take action.

Charlie does not realize that his latest girlfriend is a younger version of his mother.

Charlie helps Berta confront the man who impregnated her daughter; Alan satisfies a secret fetish.

Alan takes Charlie's suggestion of a jog on the beach to cure his insomnia.

Charlie and Alan go on a double date, leaving Jake home alone for the first time.

Charlie must choose between his girlfriend and his housekeeper; Alan looks to sell Kandi's condo.

Charlie finds himself hosting an unwanted, unplanned holiday party.

Berta learns that Alan has been dating her daughter.

Jake tells Charlie and Alan that he often overhears Judith and Herb making out.

Charlie has second thoughts after setting Alan up with their new neighbor.

Charlie must face his feelings for Rose; Alan fudges his online dating profile.

A more mature woman helps rebuild Charlie's ego after he becomes insecure about his age.

Evelyn makes Charlie and Alan regret saying that she will not have any mourners at her funeral.

After realizing Jake is almost grown up, Alan makes a last-minute attempt at father-son bonding.

Charlie gets close to Herb's witty sister, as Judith and Herb's wedding nears.

Alan prepares Jake for Judith's wedding; Charlie continues his fling with Herb's sister.

Alan's friendship with a gay single dad prompts the brothers to reexamine their sexual identities.

Jake has a windfall when Charlie takes him to the track; Alan finds himself stuck at the DMV.

Charlie loses a woman to the young, handsome handyman working at his house.

Charlie and Alan must confront "daddy issues" when Evelyn's new boyfriend invites them to Las Vegas.