Two and a Half Men

Charlie must decide between his fiancée, Chelsea, and his former girlfriend, Mia.

Charlie's house is taken over by women when Chelsea convinces him to let Alan's girlfriend move in.

Alan cares for Judith's baby and her tipsy mother; Jake blackmails Charlie.

Alan takes a job working for Evelyn; Charlie must mend Chelsea and Jake's rocky relationship.

After they embarrass him in public, Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan.

Alan suggests that Chelsea get breast-reduction surgery, and Charlie kicks him out.

Charlie and Alan wake up together in bed with a strange woman.

Chelsea tries to help her beautiful college roommate get over a bad breakup.

Charlie discovers he has not been satisfying Chelsea; Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair.

Charlie discovers that Chelsea has not been completely honest about her finances.

Charlie coaches Jake on the art of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for Christmas.

Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend; Herb and Alan hide their friendship from Judith.

Charlie endures a colonoscopy to get out of a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents.

A bar fight lands Alan in jail; Charlie worries Chelsea is interested in Alan’s lawyer.

Charlie's relationship with Chelsea is threatened by his jealousy.

After running off to Las Vegas, Charlie returns with a new wife.

Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.

Chelsea's best friend returns; Alan has a surprising effect on a female patient.

Jake's new friend, Eldridge, is a bad influence; Alan likes Eldridge's attractive mother.

Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend.

While Alan and Jake are away on a road trip, Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends.

Jake becomes Charlie’s driver. To Charlie's chagrin, Alan plans to attend Chelsea's birthday party.