Robot Chicken

Emperor Palpatine gets the idea to hire bounty hunters to go after the Millennium Falcon. A stormtrooper named Gary struggles through Bring Your Daughter to Work Day.

Chirlaxx: The latest Japanese commercial for a yeast infection cream needs a famous pitch-woman. The enemies of America are on the run as President Bush becomes... Captain Texas!

Diggers have dug their own grave, Dig Dug-style, ya dig? You've never seen a Vegas crime caper like "Ocean's Thirty-Eight." The government tries to contain an outbreak of cooties.

Vic Mackey from "The Shield" switches places with The Thing from "The Fantastic Four." Cowboys on a cattle drive have it bad in biblical proportions. Bronson Pinchot and Ludacris star in the off-Broadway production of "Don't Be Ridiculous."

Sylar gets a new power in a "Heroes" parody. Mr. Magoo gets laser eye surgery. Tarzan learns that not everything humans can teach him is as good as Jane's boobs.

Conan tells us what's best in life with a song. The Nerds find out revenge comes with a price. President Jenna Bush trades the Oil Crisis for the Corn Crisis. The "Saved by the Bell" kids meet Jigsaw from "Saw," and Screech will never be the same.

The Super Friends make way for the Super Pets. The "Carmen Sandiego" host has girlfriend troubles. Pac-Man learns that he's been living in the Matrix. The car version of Voltron gets to the rescue as fast as it can.

Hermey the Elf sucks at being a dentist. All Sally wants is a love note, but for Linus it's misery. A nerd is stuffed into a locker and into the magical and confusing land of Narnia.

Never seek the help of She-Ra, Princess of Power, when she's on her period. Danny and the gang from "Grease" are building a new kind of sex machine. The Intensive Care Bears care more than their HMO will allow.

The Kool-Aid Man quenches some inconvenient thirsts. Uncover the mystery of why Encyclopedia Brown's parents aren't getting along. What new realm will D&D's Venger conquer next? Wonder Woman reveals her revealing arch-enemy.

The Michelin Man helps out with his life! Crystar, the Crystal Warrior, gets smoked! Thelma and Louise regret their suicidal ways. The Maytag Repairman's life really sucks. The Laff-A-Lympics gang face their darkest games ever.

Lando Calrissian from "The Empire Strikes Back" leads our heroes into a dinnertime trap with Darth Vader, and hilarity's the main course! In the spirit of "300" comes "1776." Michael Moore uncovers whatever happened to the girls' toys of yesteryear.

Our PS3 contest winner gets what's coming to him. Mr. Rogers is turning Japanese. Spawn faces the Devil with his one true skill -- fiddling. Fonzie takes care of Cha-Chi the best he can in "The Pursuit of Happy Days."

More Blood, More Chocolate: More Blood, More Chocolate.

The dinosaurs face their Armageddon. Barbie and a Brat go head-to-head on MTV's Exposed. What happens on Tuesday, when Wimpy has to pay for his burgers? Greatest American Hero, or Greatest American Nerd?

Another Black Man in a Fat Suit movie. Big Jim tries to score. A cat in a hat has his way with the family pet, and the kids need to get lost. When Snarf kicks it, Mumm-Ra sees his chance to destroy The Thundercats as Lion-O's new nanny.

Ted Kennedy and Jenna Jameson battle celebrities in politics and porn! Link's looking for a decent reward from Princess Zelda. The Homeless Airlines sorta takes flight. Learn whatever happened to the Micro Machines Man.

"Law & Order" has never been chicken -- until now. President Bush gets a Gremlin, and the world suffers. Don't miss "The 33-Year-Old Virgin," starring Jesus. Smokey the Bear remembers where he got his name.

Randy experiences cross-dressing and death in "The Worst Halloween." The crew of Battlestar Galactica defeats the FCC threat. Dick Tracy earns his name. Behold the newest adventure of Turbo Teen! Matt Tracker of "M.A.S.K." takes a bride.

The "Mythbusters" team tackles masturbation myths! Tiny of "G-Force" needs to shed a few pounds. Popeye's friends hold an intervention over his addiction to spinach. Godzilla takes a rookie out for a Training Day.

The Robot Chicken staff gets back to work! The Defenders of the Earth accept their limitations. The Decepticon Soundwave discovers he's a little dated. You can be a loser at the Game of Life. Schwarzenegger investigates the illegal immigration issue.