MADtv

Celine Dion shows her wild side; Vancome Lady offends all; Kenny G. appears on a late-night show; Virginia Slims Aerobic Dance Competition Finals.

In "Swan Noir," Miss Swan engages the services of a private detective; George and Weezie move to Monticello in "Jefferson '99.".

Host: Jerry Springer. Cast members include Phil LaMarr, Debra Wilson, Aries Spears, Will Sasso, Pat Kilbane, Alex Borstein, Andrew Bowen and Mo Collins.

"My Gay Dad"; "Fired Up"; "Coffee Guy: Starstrucks"; "Clops." With Phil LaMarr, Debra Wilson, Aries Spears, Will Sasso, Pat Kilbane, Alex Borstein, Andrew Bowen and Mo Collins.

"Arafat Party Trick"; "The Hustler"; "Rusty Does a Commercial"; "Catwoman Gets Cable"; "Happy Folger Wedding."

"The UBS Guy"; "Snapshot Stories"; "Do You Believe in Cher"; "Nako Khan"; "Cagney and Lacey Reunion Movie"; "Humbert and Roy.".

"Vancome Video"; "Arm Wrestling Grudge Match"; "Paul Timberman's Reunion." Guest host: Bret "Hitman" Hart.

George and Weezie move into Monticello during a tour of Thomas Jefferson's house in "The Jeffersons '99.".

Robin Williams stars in "Patch Kevorkian"; "Swan at the Movies"; a behind-the-scenes look at the new Tom Hanks-Meg Ryan movie "Blameless in Boulder.".

"Vancome Vender"; "Riverboy"; and "Snowflake in the House"; Guest host: Bret "Hitman" Hart. Cast members include Phil LaMarr, Debra Wilson, Aries Spears, Will Sasso, Pat Kilbane, Alex Borstein, Andrew Bowen and Mo Collins.

Sketches include "Vancome Vender"; "Gap Troll"; "Antonia Referee." With Phil LaMarr, Debra Wilson, Aries Spears, Will Sasso, Pat Kilbane, Alex Borstein, Andrew Bowen and Mo Collins.

A self-obsessed Celine Dion honors Martin Luther King in "Celine Dion's MLK Day"; "Swan ATM"; "Lowered Expectations -- Bunifa.".

Bathroom performances in "Shaunda -- Ladies Room"; "Head of the Family" features an insatiable man; cult-connected automobile in "Saturnology.".

"Ellen and Anne Open"; "Yule Blazers"; "Paul Timberman's Christmas Workshop"; "I Know What You Did Last Christmas"; "A Vancome Carol.".

The bird gets stuffed in "Kenny Rogers and James Brown Thanksgiving"; "Stuart Thanksgiving" features a visit to father.

"Rusty: College Bowl"; "Antonia: Switched at Birth"; "Terms of Imprisonment"; "Blades"; Clinton Presidency Collector Plates.

In a spoof of "Felicity," a love-crazed stalker named Intensity follows her high-school crush to New York.

"KISS My Parents"; "MAD-O-Ween"; with KISS; Robert Englund.

"Oh, Hercules" features Kevin Sorbo promoting his new show; talk show hosts try to quell their guest on "Talkin' American: Monica.".

Home-run kings try to break slow-dancing record; edge "Donnie and Marie"; "Scream" parody; "Spy vs. Spy"; "South Parknuts."

Stuart is caught stealing baby blue bathing trunks in "Stuart Gets Lost"; a secretary accepts a date with "The UBS Guy."

"The Kenny and James Cooking Show"; with Jane Krakowski; "Rocket Revengers"; "The Survivor"; "Siegfried and Roy: Glitter on the Streets."