Rules of Engagement

Russell tries to get out of his accidental drunken marriage to Liz, Jeff tries unsuccessfully to give some dirty talk in the bedroom, and Adam wages a losing battle with the Sun.

Russell gives Liz a makeover to impress his dad, Jeff's "guys weekend" is ruined because Audrey is worried about her medical test results, and Adam is infatuated with his new friend, actor Curtis "Booger" Armstrong.

Jeff celebrates Audrey's inability to talk after her node removal surgery, Russell gets Timmy to fire an employee for him, and Adam discovers that he's only getting free stuff because of his good looks.

Everyone spends a weekend in Vermont.. During the trip, Adam gets poison ivy on his hands, Jeff has an embarrassing experience on the inn's computer, and Liz begins to realize that her marriage is sham.

Jeff finds a way to get his calls to Audrey to go straight to voicemail, Liz continues to make a move on Timmy, and a clothes salesman takes advantage of Adam's insecurities.

Jeff cheats on his diet behind Audrey's back with Brenda, Russell tries to hang out with the office's "ironic" new intern, and Adam struggles with his new early bedtime.

Unwilling to admit to Jeff that she made a mistake, Audrey reluctantly keeps a hideous chair she purchased. Timmy suspects Russell has ulterior motives when he asks him out to a fancy lunch.

Jeff has a unique way of showing Audrey that he is putting some effort into improving their relationship by sending his wife on a scavenger hunt that may not have the results that Jeff intended the hunt to have.

Audrey believes her maid needs an operation to correct the limp she has to be able to walk better. She asks her neighbors to contribute to the cause not having any idea what the money is really intended for.

Frustrated by his boss blaming him for burning his mouth on soup, Timmy has a special spoon created for Russell. Audrey's plan backfires when she tries to seduce Jeff in the bedroom to get him to complete household tasks.

Timmy has a "missed connection with a beautiful woman while on the subway with Russell. Adam's anniversary gift for Jennifer leads him to a drum circle. Audrey and Jeff meet a new couple in the building.

Jeff can't come up with five things that he likes about Audrey, Russell teaches Timmy guitar in his latest effort to humiliate him, and Adam becomes upset when he discovers the truth about Jeff and Audrey's finances.

Audrey and Jennifer decide to attend a Bon Jovi concert together. Jeff decides to have a roof-top barbecue, and hurts Adam's feelings when he doesn't invite him.

Audrey takes a neighbor's doll to the "doll hospital" after she breaks it, Jeff accompanies his child's surrogate mother on a date, Russell is lost in a cab after oral surgery, and Adam gets a temporary tattoo.

Jennifer may regret deciding to throw Audrey's shower after she puts the wrong date of the shower on the invitation. Jeff takes an instant liking to Brenda's clothes for some reason.