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"Action Jackson" makes the King of Pop a king cop; "Snoop Doggy Dogg Sr." looks at the rapper in the year 2046.

Sketches include: "Cabana Chat With Dixie Wetsworth," "The Minors," "Mother of Mercy" and "Kevorkian's 100th Customer." Guest host-performer: Jack Wagner ("Melrose Place").

"Dead McMahon Walking"; "Republican Party of Five"; "UBS Guy on a Date"; "Airport Guy"; host Neve Campbell.

"Young Alanis Morissette"; "Vancome Lady: Casino Dealer"; "Under the Bed"; host Kevin McDonald ("Kids in the Hall").

A woman with only sex on her mind talks with Joe Rogan on "Cabana Chat"; "The Dive" presents a boxer who has a hard time understanding he's getting into a fixed fight.

"Cosby's Crib"; "Drunk President"; "Nice-A-Slice-A Pizza"; host French Stewart ("3rd Rock From the Sun").

"Christian Groupies" features a woman trying to get backstage to a Byble concert because she knows the bass player; in "Downsizing," a woman fires her whole staff for a laugh.

"Gato-Ade" offers a personal kit so the folks at home can celebrate like the pros; "Vancome Locker" features the Vancome lady in a locker room to get interviews.

"Cabana Chat" features Dixie Wetsworth, the poster woman for plastic surgery; "R & B Meeting" profiles a music star who sings inappropriate songs.

A fan accosts a rapper; "Young Alanis Morissette"; guest host Queen Latifah.

"Employee of the Month"; "Manuel"; "Where Do We Stand"; "Angel of Death"; guest host Bobcat Goldthwait.

In "Cabana Chat," Dixie Wetsworth has only sexual thoughts; new hit television show "Test Pattern"; "Furious George," a claymation spoof of a domesticated monkey.

"Discount Undertaker"; "Manhunt"; "Furious George"; "Manic Depressive Stripper"; guest host Thomas Calabro.

"Canoe"; "The Kenny Kingston Show"; "When Babies Attack"; "Where Do They Get Those People"; guest host Mark Curry; with Ike Turner.

"Mary Tyler Moore: The Lost Episode"; "Unzipped"; "UBS Guy"; "Kenny Kingston With O.J."; guest host Adam Arkin.

A singing monologue about big toes; "Perfect Match"; "Oprah and Michael"; "The Voyages of Sinbad"; guest host Ryan Stiles ("The Drew Carey Show").

"En Vogue"; "The Breakup"; "Don't Talk to Me"; "Manic Depressive Stripper"; "Klops"; guest host LL Cool J.

THE BEST OF MAD TV 1996-97 SEASON 2" This special episode features some of MAD TV's most memorable sketches from the second season. A parody of infomercials, "Incredible Findings with Mike Lawson" offers a do-it-yourself kit: Dentist in a Box.