The Trip

Steve has been asked to write reviews of six restaurants for a Sunday supplement and plans to use it as a holiday with his girl-friend Mischa.

Steve wakes from his dream that he is in Hollywood with Ben Stiller to find he is in bed with the Polish receptionist.

Arriving in the lake District Rob and Steve visit Greta Hall,formerly occupied by Coleridge - with whom Steve identifies - and the Wordsworths' home,Dove Cottage.

After Steve has had another nightmare he and Rob move on to Hipping Hall,self-indulgence as ever ruling on the impersonation-filled drive.

The duo visit the Malham limestone pavement,where Rob quotes 'Tintern Abbey' and Steve ends up rock climbing with a boring geologist.

Following a visit to Bolton abbey - an excuse for Rob to quote Wordsworth - and an outdoor breakfast at the Angel at Hetton.