The Real McCoys

Kate's "pickle-brained" ex-boyfriend visits the McCoys with his new bride. Luke is envious of the old flame's unlikely success in the business world.

Grampa doesn't take George seriously as the new game warden - until he is issued a summons for hunting pheasant in the off-season.

The McCoy household dips into their meager savings to pay for Hassie's screen test.

Feeling unappreciated by the McCoy household, Kate undertakes some extreme measures to get their attention.

Kate would love to get an invitation to the garden club, and Grampa has a plan to get her one.

Grampa is thrilled to have a new neighbor - a single, middle-aged lady - until she outdoes Grampa in everything from farming to pitching horseshoes.

Luke gets tricked into stepping into the ring with a professional boxer, but Kate won't stand for it. With the McCoys' pride and $100 at stake, Grampa decides to take matters into his own hands.

Grampa takes a job at George's gas station, which leads to nothing but trouble.

Grampa sneaks into an Air Force base to complain about the low-flying jets that have been disturbing the farm.

When Grampa sends Luke out to sell farm produce he winds up lending the goods to a struggling cafe owned by a widow and her lovely daughter. Kate is suspicious that something more might be going on, while Grampa sets out to collect the cash or take back the produce.

The McCoys are proud to receive a visit from a politician who campaigns on behalf of the farmers, but they soon realize that nothing seems to be adding up right for the candidate.

Grampa thinks that Pepino would work harder if he was a married man, so he convinces the farmhand to marry his latest girlfriend.

Grampa thinks he's discovered a shortcut into town, but it turns out to be a drag strip for the local hot rod club.

Little Luke is terrified to explore the local haunted house for a club initiation, so Grampa and Luke try to convince him that there's no such thing as ghosts.

Grampa has a scheme to prevent Sam from being deported.

Hassie has unexpected competition for her new boyfriend when Grampa and Luke need him to help build their boat from blueprints.

Grampa has a scheme to get rich after the junkman buys one of George's paintings for $20.

Luke tries to sweeten the McCoy bankroll by selling barn perfume.

Luke promises Kate and the kids that he'll buy a used television set, but Grampa wants an electric saw.

Grampa threatens to sue George for ignoring a warning sign and driving into the McCoys' new waterline, but when the warning sign is missing, no one believes that Grampa posted it.

Grampa manages George's campaign for town councilman, but trouble ensues when he starts favoring the opposition.

George's cousin stays at the McCoys' farm and proceeds to take over the house.

Luke is headed for the gutter after Kate finds him bowling with a pretty girl.

Grampa has mixed emotions after Little Luke wins a prize by writing an essay about him.