Ted

John and Ted use a phone in the school basement to call a phone sex hotline. When the charges end up costing the school thousands of dollars, a hard-nosed special investigator from the school district is brought in to find the culprits.

Ted starts a risky affair with a married woman and becomes emotionally invested. Meanwhile, Matty and Susan try to figure out the cause of Matty's erectile dysfunction.

A weed shortage forces John, Ted, and Blaire to complete a drug dealer's Dungeons and Dragons campaign. Unaware that the reward is a bag of pot, Matty and Susan join the quest.

Blaire and her girlfriend break up, and all she wants to do is sit on the couch and watch romcoms, to Matty's frustration. Ted's lie to John about hooking up with their elderly neighbor leads the boys to an unusual double date.

Realizing John is light on extracurriculars for college applications, John and Ted audition for the school play. Matty and Susan get part time jobs at Dunkin'Donuts.

After a meaningless hook-up, Blaire finds herself navigating an unexpected pregnancy, causing a clash of opinions among the family.

When a police officer finds John and Ted's weed during a traffic stop, Susan takes the fall for them, leading to a ten day jail sentence. She must navigate life on the inside, while the rest of the family discovers what life on the outside is like without her.

After a health scare, Matty is under doctor's orders to keep calm. This becomes especially challenging when the O.J. verdict is announced, leading the family to go to extreme lengths to keep him from learning the truth.