Crank Yankers

The Concierge charges a guest for incidentals, and Elmer wants someone to break in his mattress.

Spoonie Luv consults a bail bondsman, and The Concierge needs help with a rodent.

Lou interviews a potential house sitter, and Elmer loses his pacemaker at a bus station.

Birchum has an insect problem, and Spoonie Luv promotes his homemade porn videos.

Cammie needs sexy video editing, and Terrence pitches a spokesperson gig to Michael Strahan.

The Truth asks Jessica Simpson to play a charity tournament, and Crazy Yitzhak offers insane deals.

Special Ed wants to join Alcoholics Anonymous, and Spoonie Luv learns a little about peaches.

Murray complains about a traumatic restaurant experience, and Hadassah needs cooking advice on a special night.

Cammie shops for a sturdy mattress, and Professor Fermstein pitches his lecture to a sorority.

The Chief buys a broken dreamcatcher, and Jack Osbourne asks his mom for help.

Hadassah buys the wrong handbag, and Special Ed and his friend Special Eminem try to go bowling.

Hadassah interviews an NFL quarterback for a teen magazine, and Ludacris needs some security.

Terrence plans a prank for Johnny Knoxville, and Bobby finds a human head.

Special Ed makes a scientific discovery, and The Nemesis tracks down Lois Lane.

Niles Standish recruits for his own NBA franchise, and Hadassah needs maternity clothes.

The Truth needs a private investigator, and Birchum applies to be a bounty hunter.

Birchum attempts to sell his war mementos, and Lloyd reserves a tee time.

Terrence casts for a Spike Lee reality show, and Niles needs help with his race experiment.

Ludacris proposes a new name for himself, and Robert apologizes to a hotel he's wronged.