DESUS & MERO

Marcon's wife is his former classmate's hot mom & Trump says things he shouldn't have to Lester Holt. Cipha Sounds recalls the time Jay Z wouldn't give him his number.

Comey gets fired by Trump and Bow Bow gets busted by the Internet. Timothy Simons discusses how it sometimes feels like team Trump is parodying Veep.

Sally Yates fact slaps Ted Cruz and Spirit takes bad airline PR to the next level. Shad Moss recalls the time Michael Jordan threw out his sneakers.

Charles Barkley tries to end racism with a TV show while a racist Trader Joe's shopper earns her 15 minutes the hard way. Krishna Andavolu talks about driving stoned.

To celebrate the 100th episode of Desus & Mero, Morning Joe and Mika get engaged and Tom Colicchio joins the guys for a Chopped Cheese taste test.

Hillary emerges with some tweet inducing shade for Trump while Jeter & A-Rod bond during a terrible interview. Paul Scheer gives the guys shit for shopping at Erewhon.

It's racist bobblehead night at Fenway while Lala shades Melo at the Met Gala. The Lucas Bros. discuss their Netflix special and their Jermaine Jackson obsession.

Fyre Festival was neither fire nor festive & Trump thinks the Civil War was just a big misunderstanding. Neil deGrasse Tyson discusses his new book & movie plot holes.

Trump releases his tax plan on what appears to be a dinner napkin. Chad Johnson talks about his FIFA soccer dominance and encourages Desus to make a baby.

Fox News is an equal opportunity discriminator & their boy Jesse Watters defends Ivanka by making a dick joke. Rick Ross talks healthy eating & makes it rain watermelons.

Shea Moisture and FaceApp compete to see which company can offend the most people of color. Jay Williams tells us why he would never gamble with Michael Jordan.

Obama speaks to Chicago youth about leadership while our nation's leader sends a flurry of angry tweets from his toilet. A$AP Ferg talks fashion & Timb etiquette.

The Patriots meet Trump without Brady & O'Reilly meets the Pope without a job. Aubrey Plaza stops by to FaceTime Chelsea Peretti for baby gift ideas.

Lala makes Melo a free agent and Trump casually hopes to avoid nuclear war. Anthony Anderson talks about going back to college and why he had to hire his mother.

The Patriots meet Trump without Brady & O'Reilly meets the Pope without a job. Aubrey Plaza stops by to FaceTime Chelsea Peretti for baby gift ideas.