Ramy

bro… you want real love? commit to the right person. take the bay’ah.

i’m starting to think those guys at Verizon had a point.

he told you about little Omar! stop acting like you didn’t know. now you gotta explain this dog to your parents?? it’s haraam. you’re just… haraam.

have you clicked on me?

the shower keeps getting clogged. my feet are just sitting in a puddle of my sweaty body water... you ever feel that? like, you took a shower but you feel like you still gotta wash your feet?

pray two rakat for Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

do not go to a magic show. david blaine is straight up jinn.

masr um el dunya… and it always will be. but America is what I need right now. you’ll see, baba. inshallah.

yes. mexicans can go to heaven.

can we just pray together?