Top 20

Tonight on TOP 20! They're hittin' the sauce and getting' smashed! We're counting down the most wasted BIGGEST BOOZERS! Which of these hammered dimwits will be NUMBER ONE? The dancing fool who's down to party? How about the passed-out punk who gets served?

Tonight on TOP 20! From hotheaded hillbillies to rowdy rednecks! We're counting down the wildest BACKWOODS BONEHEADS! Which of these yahoos will "get 'er done" to be NUMBER ONE? How about this country fire starter? Or the rebel who turns a car wash into a Dixieland shower?

They're dumb, they're angry, and they're taking a beating! We're counting down the wildest BRAINLESS BRAWLERS! Who's the lamest of them all? The A-hole on the A train? The punch off turned punch out? Or the juiced-up strippers who make it rain with fists? We're dialing up the crazy, but who's got a shot at NUMBER ONE? Find out next on TOP 20 – BRAINLESS BRAWLERS!

Tonight on TOP 20! They're crossing the line and taking no prisoners! We're counting down the dumbest of the dumb BRAINLESS BLUNDERS! Who will be NUMBER ONE? The kung-fu pansy? How about the bouncy bonehead who takes flight?

It's ladies night! But tell your daughters these ain't their role models! We're counting down the wildest WOMEN OUT OF CONTROL! They may be fun to date but you wouldn't put a ring on it or even bring 'em home to mom! Who's got the goods to be NUMBER ONE? Find out next on TOP 20 – WOMEN OUT OF CONTROL!

Tonight on TOP 20! They're no rocket scientists or even road scholars! We're counting down the dumbest – BRAINLESS BLUNDERS! Which will be the most brainless? The roundtable of morons? The whiz kid who mistakes a urinal for a sink? How about this "partial arts" master, or the little dancer who can't stand up to a challenge?

Think you've seen stupid? Well you ain't never seen stupid this stupid! We're counting down the most mind-numbing DUMB DUDES! There's the witless snake whisperer the not-so-safe safety experts and the cable guy who's "snow" genius! But who's dumb enough to be NUMBER ONE? Find out now on TOP 20 – DUMB DUDES!

Tonight on Top 20! From lawless lunacy to plain old reckless stupidity! We're counting down the wildest – OUTRAGEOUS OUTLAWS! Who will take the top spot? The fool who claims police brutality? How about the woman who tries to pay back the repo man and gets burned!

Hold on tight. We're cut loose and care free! We're counting down the craziest SUMMER BLOWOUTS! Wanna get away? Like to play with fireworks? Then bust out that bikini! Grab your friends! And see who's got the goods to be NUMBER ONE! It's all next on TOP 20 – SUMMER BLOWOUTS!

Light him up. Calling all rednecks! Take your best shot! We're counting down the wildest BACKWOODS BONEHEADS! Who's the biggest hick of all the trailer park dentist? How about the fools who toy with tasers? Or the leader of the bumpkin brigade? It's all country, it's all crazy, but who will be NUMBER ONE? Find out next on TOP 20 – BACKWOODS BONEHEADS!

Tonight on TOP 20! Buckle up. And keep your eyes on the road! We're counting down the wildest WHACKOS AT THE WHEEL! Who's the most whacked-out of them all? Scooter road warriors? Cocky punks who just earned their license to drive? Or how about big machines in the hands of tiny brains!

Tonight, on TOP 20! Buckle up! Cuz it's gonna be a bumpy ride! We're counting down the most outrageous WHACKOS AT THE WHEEL! Which will be NUMBER ONE? The world's worst female driver? Racing's most clueless motorhead? Or the captain who can't find the brakes?

Trespassers and thieves, beware! If you don't want to get rocked like this punk, or rolled like this lush. You won't ignore these bruisers when they say it loud and clear. But which will be NUMBER ONE? The stoner beat down? The raging bat babe? Or the protestors you can't wait to see get tossed? Now keep your hands to yourself as we lead up to NUMBER ONE on TOP 20 —GET OFF MY PROPERTY!

Tonight on TOP 20! The sun is shining and these outdoor idiots are cooked! We're counting down the most mind-boggling morons and their SUMMER BLOWOUTS! Who's got what it takes to be NUMBER ONE? The dried-up daredevils? The nutty physics professor? Or the blob bombshell!

Head's up! It's time for an IQ test! We're counting down the most mind-boggling DUMB DUDES! Who will be the dumbest of them all? The ball kissing cousins? How about the worst track and field star of all time, or the genius that discovers flour power? From thousands of idiots all over the world, only the dumbest will survive! Who will be NUMBER ONE on TOP 20 – DUMB DUDES!

Tonight on TOP 20: Jealous Rage! Twisted passion! And wicked break-ups! We're counting down the most ludicrous LOSERS IN LOVE! Who will be NUMBER ONE? The beau who butters up his bride? The PO'd gal who KO'S a PS3? Or ladies who turn a ride down lover's lane into a Brooklyn beatdown?